Hi! I'm James... Thanks for checking me out!
I'm going to put this all up front, so I don't waste your time or mine… First and foremost; I'm Divorced and have two little girls whom i share joint custody with my ex-wife… Don't like it? Jog on…
I consider myself to be a bit goofy and sarcastic, I quote movie lines a lot (mostly because we do at work) and I'll drop a pretty good "That's what she said" from time to time. I'm a huge Original trilogy Star Wars fan, and I'm also a huge fan of Star Trek TNG and Voyager. My favorite comedy is Dumb and Dumber.
I was raised to always look on the bright side of things. I hate fighting and drama! Common sense and efficiency are very important to me…I'm a bit shy and introverted until you get to know me.
I have a car, a decent job, and I own my own house. I won't say how much i make because That's not anyone's business except, maybe people that i know, but I will say, I make more than some of my friends that actually went and finished college to do what i do… Right now, I work full time and for the government, I'm in the Ohio Air National Guard part time, and I'm also becoming a Private pilot, so that keeps me pretty busy…
Someone at least somewhat physically fit.
That doesn't mind Star Wars.
Likes going to conventions and traveling.
If you have kids, cool!
If you don't have kids, also cool!
Someone with a car.
Clean (no drugs) (also hygienic)
With a good sense of humor.
I'm probably not interested if:
You have huge visible tattoos all up and down your arm or legs
You're a bible thumper. (I have nothing against the good book, but I don't want to hear about it)
Most of your profile pictures are a duck face
All of your profile photos are in the mirror or in a bathroom
You don't have at least one picture where you are smiling with your teeth.
Sorry about the laundry list...
So, If you are still reading this and you are thinking…
"Wow, this guy sounds pretty awesome, I might message him…" Well, you definitely should, here are some good ice breakers that I will respond to..
- A joke (specially dirty ones or old man jokes)
- Something you read on your last snaple bottle cap (I've probably heard it, but still fun)
- Your favorite Jim Carrey line...
- Message me anything about Star Wars.. I almost always respond to that. (but here is my answer to the common questions I've received: No, I don't like the new movies, not even a little bit! I pretend like they don't exist.. and No, I don't care about the Disney buy out.)
- Ask me about my hobby