WITHOUT SOUNDING NEGATIVE,,OR GLASS NOT HALF-FULL,,BEEN ON MORE THEN MY SHARE OF ONLINE DATES,,,
SO I KNOW WHAT I WANT,,,EVERYONE HAS THAT PERSON IN THE BACK OF THEIR MIND THEY WANT/ARE LOOKING FOR..
LOOKING FOR SOMEONE CLOSEBY,,, WITHIN 30 MIN...
SOMEONE EMPLOYED....NO JOBLESS WOMEN.....
NO PAROLEES,,,,NOONE ON PROBATION....
NO BARFLIES,,,IF YOU CAN'T GO OUT FOR A FEW,WITHOUT GETTING ANIALATED,,,SKIP ME...
IF YOU'RE ON PSYCHIATRIC MEDS,OR NEED TO BE,SKIP ME.
LOVE DOGS (AS LONG AS YOUR PETS DONT SMELL)
IF YOU HAVE CATS (I'M ALLERGIC) SKIP ME
IF WE ARE DATING, AND YOU THINK IT'S OK TO BE WORKING ALL DAY,,THEN COME GET IN MY BED WITHOUT SHOWERING,AND HAVE HYGENE ISSUES,,REALLY SKIP ME....
NOT LOOKING TO HAVE ANYMORE CHILDREN....
IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN,,,THAT'S GREAT,I LOVE BEING AROUND KIDS,(HAVE 1 PRETEEN MYSELF),BUT DON'T WANT TO HAVE ANYMORE.....
LOVE MOTORCYCLES,,,,IF YOU DON'T LOVE TO RIDE,,,WE PROBABLY WON'T WORK.....
WEEKEND GETAWAYS,,,CABINS,DAYTRIPS TO "WHEREVER"
LOVE TROPICAL GETAWAYS,,,ESPECIALLY IN WINTER....
SPONTANEOUS LUNCHES,,,,,I'M NO SUGARDADDY,,,,,
IF YOU CAN'T SPLIT THE TAB NOW AND THEN,,, AND BELIEVE THE MAN ALWAYS PAYS,,,, SKIP ME..
I BELIEVE IN COMMUNICATION IN A RELATIONSHIP,DON'T GO TO BED ANGRY..
THE OLDER I GET THE MORE I REALIZE SOME PEOPLE CLICK AND GET ALONG,,SOME JUST WAKE UP AND LOOK FOR THINGS TO NITPICK.. I LOVE GETTING UP TO START MY DAY W/SOMEONE,,IF YOU ARE A LATE RISER AND PREFER SLEEPING THE DAY AWAY,I DON'T WAIT ..I AM A PLANNER,,PREFER PLANNED EXCURSIONS,GETAWAYS,,BUT SPONTANEOUS OUTINGS ARE NICE..I DON'T COUNT CALORIES,,I JUST EXERCISE,,IF YOU COUNT CALORIES/DONT EAT MEAT,,VEGAN EXAMPLE,THAT'S FINE,JUST DON'T TRY TO MEASURE MY PORTIONS!LOL
I AM SOMEWHAT PUNCTUAL,BUT 1 HR.LATE ALL THE TIME LADIES IS A DEALBREAKER..
I'M IN DECENT SHAPE,PREFER MY WOMAN IN SHAPE,SO IF YOU'RE OVERWEIGHT I PROBABLY WON'T CONSIDER DATING YOU,DON'T SEND ME HATEMAIL,MY CHOICE...THANKS FOR READING...
BTW,,,,,MY PROFILE IS ALL IN "CAPITALS" BECAUSE I FEEL IT'S JUST EASIER TO SEE/READ,,I'M NOT YELLING,,
IN CASE YOU FEEL YOU NEED TO MSSG.ME ABOUT THAT. :-
"Yes Me the Lousy Cop"
Well Mr. Citizen, I guess you have me figured out. I seem to fit neatly into the category you place me in. I'm stereotyped, characterized, standardized, classified, grouped, and always typical. I'm the "lousy cop." Unfortunately, the reverse isn't true. I can never figure you out.
From birth you teach your children that I am the bogeyman, and then you're shocked when they identify me with my traditional enemy, the criminal. You accuse me of coddling juveniles, until I catch your kid doing something. You may take an hour for lunch, and have several coffee breaks each day, but point me out as a loafer if you see me having just one cup.
You pride yourself on your polished manners, but think nothing of interrupting my meals at noon with your troubles. You raise hell about the guy who cuts you off in traffic, but let me catch you doing the same thing and I'm picking on you. You know all the traffic laws, but never got a single ticket you deserved. You shout "foul" if you observe me driving fast enroute to an emergency call, but literally raise hell if I take more than ten seconds responding to your call!!!
You call it "part of the job" if someone strikes me, but it's "police brutality" if I strike back. You wouldn't think of telling your dentist how to pull a badly decayed tooth, or your doctor how to take out your appendix, but you are always willing to give me a few pointers on law enforcement. You talk to me in a manner and use language that would assure a bloody nose from anyone else, but you expect me to stand and take it without batting an eye.
You cry, "Something has to be done about all the crime!" but you can't be bothered with getting involved.
You've got no use for me at all, but, of course, it's OK if I change a tire for your wife, or deliver your baby in the back seat of my patrol car on the way to the hospital, or save your son's life with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, or work many hours over-time to find your lost daughter.
So Mr. Citizen, you stand there on your soapbox and rant and rave about the way I do my job, calling me every name in the book, but never stop a minute to think that your property, your family, or maybe your life might depend on one thing, ME, or one if my buddies.
"YES ME THE LOUSY COP"
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