Unlike most people with profiles on here who are apparently independently wealthy because of their designing, art, writing, photography, modeling, and acting careers, I have a boring job I go to every day that I don't particularly enjoy.
I don't live life to the fullest. I don't treat every day as a new adventure. I am not close with my family. I do not enjoy watching the sunset from my hip loft. I am not spiritual. I do not get mistaken for attractive celebrities (or even unattractive celebrities.)
I am 30 and do not "know how to treat a woman right." I am not particularly creative, nor am I successful/ambitious/career-oriented, though I do recognize that these are code words for "wealthy."
I am not confident, which is apparently a universally desired trait. Though by definition I guess this means I am also not "cocky," which is apparently universally disdained.
Feel free to string me along when you have no interest in me romantically--my time means nothing, nor do my feelings.
I also like wasting my time sending countless e-mails to girls who are apparently just looking for some sort of bizarre ego-affirmation, but who have no intention to actually meet up with me in person, or, god forbid, have a relationship.