Hey! I moved here from Reno, NVNV. Music is a big part of my life as well as photography. I love to play softball and go to baseball games. Nothing beats a game with a beer and a hot dog! I love riding my quad. I have a 2010 suzuki Z400 Spending time with family. I try to stay busy. I party when wheni can. And I am pretty awesome! I have 14 tattoos and 16 piecings (13 are in my ears). I have a pet snake named Damnien, and a tarantula named Elvyra, and 2 ferrets named Crimson and Shadow. I think Im pretty outgoing and spontaneous. I like to make people laugh Im an equal opportunity offender. I have kind of a twisted sense of humor. Want to know more just ask :-)
In the memo field on my checks I write “for Marijuana” I order diet water when I go out to a restaurant I specify in a drive through that my order is to go I sing along at the opera Five days in advance, I tell my friends I can’t hang out, I have a headache When money comes out of the ATM, I scream “Ï won, I won!” When I go to the Zoo, When leaving I run toward the parking lot screaming “Run for your lives! They got free!” I go to Wal-Mart and buy condoms and ask "where’s the fitting room?" I wear a shirt that says “Life”, and hand out lemons. I hire two private investigators, and have them follow each other. I go into a crowded elevator and say, “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here”. I make vanilla pudding, fill up a mayo jar, and eat it in public. I ran into a store asking “what year is it?” when someone answers I yelled ”it worked, it worked!” and run out cheering! I wear a name tag “Simon” and speak in third person. I follow Joggers around blasting “Eye of the tiger” for inspiration.
Tools or douches need not apply! If your only looking to get your d*ck wet keep walking...If I want a one night stand I'll go to the bar... thanx!
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.