First off, you will be a better person sending me a message I promise, no really, trust me :)
Now, rather than listing items that also describe 90% of the population, that are generic, and may or not actually be true, below are some of my deal breakers....
Please DO NOT message me if you:
-- Are a stripper, bartender, or have breast implants
-- Work out of Nigeria or are looking for my bank account number
-- Cannot easily fit into a coach plane seat
-- Have never heard of Steve Jobs
-- Have been told you resemble your pet animal
-- Are addicted to drugs
-- Are looking for free dinners (an ROI girl) or are just looking to hook up (a ho)
-- You "Tak lik Diz"
-- Are easily offended
And no window shopping ladies, you know who you are :)