Supposedly, this is a "dating site"... but let's be real. Most people are on here looking to suck & f*ck whoever is close, ready & willing. Not date, fall in love & live a fairy tale happily ever after... BUT, since that's none of MY business... I'ma sip my lipton iced tea and tell you I'm a southern belle... SC born & raised and studying to become a veterinarian specializing in emergency & critical care. Just a simple country girl, NOT into drama, negativity or bullshit. (Yes, I curse. And probably more than you. Deal with it.)
DISCLAIMER!!!! I'm really a nice, sweet, dope ass little lady, but these are some things that tick me off about this site and in potential dates as a whole. Take no offense if it doesn't apply to you, but PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME:
-"Do you like animals?" or "I see you must love animals?" OR "If you could be any animal, what would you be?" Biiiiiiihhhh!!! If you dont get TF out my inbox with those elementary school topics!! This REALLY grinds my gears so to speak. WHY ELSE would someone dedicate time, effort & thousands of dollars in student loans to study a field they DIDN'T like or had genuine interest in??? Guess I should've been a CNA/"nurse" like everybody & their grandma..... And as far as being an animal, I'd be a bald eagle so I could sh*t on your head and get away with it... #GodBlessAmerica
-"Are you single?" Reading is VERY fundamental my friend!! And trust me, I most DEFINITELY wouldn't be on here with a man at home. I'd be on him. *snap snap*
-"Are you here for sex?", telling/asking me basically to be your FWB or ANYTHING sexual YOU PERVERTS WILL BE BLOCKED!! And yes, that goes for you "thrill seekers" looking for your "1st black experience". Don't even waste your time. Thanks in advance.
-"Are you into [any guy that's not black]"? You are a man first and foremost before anything, just as I am a woman. I'm racially color blind, so just speak if you're interested.
-"Oh where's that?/How far is it from me?" ... when I tell you where I'm from...smh... Do I look like f*cking Google maps/MapQuest to you??? You spend all day on your phone anyhow, why not use it to your advantage and LOOK THAT SH*T UP!! What are you waiting for? It's easy!
-"Do you drive?" Bruh, we ALL know that's code for (Will you come see me?) Do I look like a sucka to you?! DO YOU drive is the BETTER question. If not, #ByeFelicia ....
Oh! Hey, dipsh*t, Felicia is NOT my name and don't ask who she is.... smfh. I suggest you Google/Netflix the movie "Friday". There's an awesome trilogy just waiting for your viewing pleasure. ;-)
Now..... IF by chance you're STILL interested at this point and think I'm NOT "intimidating" (lol scary ass), anything else you wish to ask please feel free to do so gentlemen. I promise I don't bite! Lol and NO I'm NOT catfish. I'm just naturally ugly and I own it. Thanks
Spontaneity is good. Personally I think the whole "dinner & movie" bid is cliche`… It's a "1st date" afterall.... Simple, fun & comfortable enough without distractions to get to know each other is best! :-)