Just a simple, country bred, rice, cabbage & cornbread fed, super dope ass college chick. NOT into/with any type of drama, negativity or bullshit. So take the extras somewhere to someone who cares. Love to laugh, joke around & make others do the same. I'm all about every aspect of positivity & just being a nice, sweet, fun loving little lady. Below are stupid questions...so take no offense if it doesn't apply to you, but PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME:
-"If you could be any animal, what would you be?" Biiiiiiihhhh!!! If you dont get your simple minded ass TF out my inbox! I'd be a bald eagle so I could sh*t on your head and get away with it... #TheEnd
-"Are you single?" Smfh non reading ass... I most DEFINITELY wouldn't be on here with a man at home. I'd be on him.
-"Are you here for sex?", telling/asking me basically to be your FWB or ANYTHING sexual YOU PERVERTS WILL BE BLOCKED!! And yes, that goes for you "I've never been with a black woman" experimenters. Im NOT a science project so don't even waste your time. Thanks in advance.
-"Are you into [any guy that's not black]"? You are a man first and foremost before anything, just as I am a woman. I'm racially color blind, so just speak if you're interested.
-"Oh where's that?/How far is it from me?" ... when I tell you where I'm from...smh... Do I look like f*cking Google maps/MapQuest to you??? You spend all day on your phone anyhow, why not use it to your advantage and LOOK THAT SH*T UP!! What are you waiting for? It's easy!
-"Do you drive?" Bruh, we ALL know that's code for (Will you come see me?).... #ByeFelicia !!
Oh shit! You're STILL here!?! Round of applause for reading all the way through! Im impressed! WELL!! If you're interested & think I'm NOT "intimidating" or whatever these d*ckheads claim me to be...shoot me a message. Feel free to ask questions gentlemen. I don't bite!... too hard... *mwahahaha!!* -- #MyEvilLaugh