Well hey there! Is there ANYONE on here NOT looking just to text and hump? Geez...But I guess that's asking too much of THIS site right? ANYWHO! I'm a simple, country girl. NOT into/with any type of drama, negativity or bullshit. I'm lame af (don't smoke/club/drink).. Letting you know upfront lol... Goofy, love to laugh, joke around & make others do the same. I'm all about every aspect of positivity.. I've studied cosmetology and veterinary medicine so, I can give you a bomb hair cut AND save your dog's life. Yes, I do it all, and I do it well lol. Feel free to ask anything! I'll gladly answer but... PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME:
-"Are you here for sex?", telling/asking me basically to be your FWB or ANYTHING sexual YOU PERVERTS WILL BE BLOCKED!! And yes, that goes for you "I've never been with a black woman" experimenters. I'm NOT a science project so don't even waste your time. Thanks in advance.
-"Oh where's that?/How far is it from me?" ... when I tell you where I'm from...smh... Do I look like f*cking Google maps/MapQuest to you??? You spend all day on your phone anyhow, why not use it to your advantage and LOOK THAT SH*T UP!! What are you waiting for? It's easy!
-"Do you drive/Do you ever come this way?" Bruh, we ALL know that's code for (Will you come see me?).... #ByeFelicia !!
If you think I'm NOT "intimidating" or whatever these f*ckboys claim me to be.. You know what to do.. I don't bite.. Too hard *muahahahaha* -evil laugh-