Just a simple, country bred, rice, cabbage & cornbread fed, super dope ass chick. I major in pre-veterinary medicine. NOT into/with any type of drama, negativity or bullshit. So either park that somewhere with someone who cares or ride off with me and see where positivity takes us. Love to laugh, joke around & make others do the same. I'm really just a nice, sweet, fun loving little lady so take no offense if it doesn't apply to you, but PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME:
-"Do you like animals?" , "I see you must love animals?" ,"If you could be any animal, what would you be?" , "What's your favorite one?" Biiiiiiihhhh!!! If you dont get your simple minded ass TF out my inbox with those elementary school topics!! This REALLY grinds my gears so to speak. WHY ELSE would someone dedicate time, effort & thousands of dollars in student loans to study a field they DIDN'T like or had genuine interest in??? Guess I should've been a CNA/nurse like everybody else... And as far as being an animal, I'd be a bald eagle so I could sh*t on your head and get away with it... #GodBlessAmerica
-"Are you single?" Smfh non reading ass... I most DEFINITELY wouldn't be on here with a man at home. I'd be on him.
-"Are you here for sex?", telling/asking me basically to be your FWB or ANYTHING sexual YOU PERVERTS WILL BE BLOCKED!! And yes, that goes for you "I've never been with a black woman" experimenters. Im NOT a science project so don't even waste your time. Thanks in advance.
-"Are you into [any guy that's not black]"? You are a man first and foremost before anything, just as I am a woman. I'm racially color blind, so just speak if you're interested.
-"Oh where's that?/How far is it from me?" ... when I tell you where I'm from...smh... Do I look like f*cking Google maps/MapQuest to you??? You spend all day on your phone anyhow, why not use it to your advantage and LOOK THAT SH*T UP!! What are you waiting for? It's easy!
-"Do you drive?" Bruh, we ALL know that's code for (Will you come see me?).... #ByeFelicia !!
Oh shit! You're STILL here!?! Round of applause for reading all the way through! Im impressed! WELL!! If you're interested & think I'm NOT "intimidating" or whatever these d*ckheads claim me to be...shoot me a message. Feel free to ask questions gentlemen. I don't bite!... too hard... *mwahahaha!!* -- #MyEvilLaugh