cantkillkatie: I'm a goner Somebody catch my breath
Smokes Often with Average body type
Worcester, Massachusetts
32 year old Female, 5' 4" (163cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Pisces
cantkillkatie wants to find someone to marry.
Some college
Bartender/ cashier toys r us


I am Seeking a Man For Friends
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Red Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 2 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Other Second Language Other

About katie
I play drums piano guitar and xbox

I kill zombies

I write music

I like to dance when im drunk

I would rock you in a game of pool

Bowling is cool

Guys doing the duck face need to knock it the hell off

Ive got plenty of tattoos

I try to be hilarious most of the time

Battlefield is my shit

I love watching football

I love to fish

I'm broken so be warned

If you're only interested in asking me if I'm a freak in the sheets and your only intentions are trying to f.u.c.k., but your game plan is to start off talking about normal little things, please hit the back button and move on. I'm not here for random hookups. You'll just be wasting both our time.

Ive definitely been catfished by guys. So don't get offended if I choose to stop talking with you if you send me a pic of yourself and it's a completely different looking person compared to your profile because you only have pictures of yourself on here from 5-10 years ago

I'm not trying to sound like an ***hole I'm just being up front and honest. Because this dating site sh*t is exhausting!

If you click that you want to meet me I'll never be able to look at your profile or message you cause I'm not a paying member so it won't let me see your profile. Just message if you're interested.

I like to laugh so if you're funny that's a plus.

I'm Irish and Portuguese

I'm not really looking to jump into anything just want to laugh ... If things go further then cool.

If I viewed your profile and didn't message you it's just because I didn't think I had a chance, or you live super far away and I don't want to waste your time, but sometimes I just really want to tell you something even if I don't have a chance. Like if you have nice eyes or something. Because you never know when the last time someone got a compliment is. Or I won't message because I honestly didn't mean to click on your profile...

If you're into girls who don't go to the gym(I play softball though) and don't wear makeup and doesn't really make a lot of money yet isn't out to get yours, but is hilarious to hangout with then I'm your girl ??

Also....if you message me and the only thing you say is "Hi" I'll just delete the conversation because that is not a conversation...and 99% of the time it's followed up by something gross. When I used to reply back with "hi" because really there's nothing else to reply with when that's all you say, it was always followed up with either "aye girl... Can I****you down!?" Or "so you wanna sit on my face?" or "wanna ****?" or even the weirder type of guy that would follow up hi with " I want you to **** me in the ass with the biggest dildo you have" so I figured I would explain myself on my reasoning for not replying to just "hi" because I was getting messages from guys thinking I was stuck up or full of myself for having that on my profile. So no I'm not trying to sound full of myself and I am definitely and in no way at all stuck up. I just want to avoid the weird gross conversations.

^Update....You guys always write on your profiles "not that anyone reads these things anyway" you are right....still getting the "hi" messages....starting to feel like this site is just a big joke.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
A show, the bar for some drinks, anything but dinner and a movie.

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