I do not own an Xbox, I don't live in anyone's basement, especially my parents, I am a grown man with a job, and Yes I own a car - No it's not a Ferrari...
I'm a cereal dater. I had a great summer dating LIFE, but then I met Raisin Bran (tm) and I knew I had to move on. Things were great, I finally thought I found what I always wanted - what a combination of sweet and satisfying. Who knew that Cinnamon Life would cross my path. The tan color, the shape, the size, so sweet.... But as you can see, I'm alone again and on this magical site.
By the way- why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Well, if I even show up, I'll probably be late, just because I can! I will then make you buy me a drink, and then spank your bottom. Will probably get food and then I'll pretend like I don't want you to pay. And I guess I'll just go home.