I'm sarcastic with a hint of sweetness. Or vice versa. Don't mind serious people but they tend to make me fall asleep. This doesn't mean you can't be serious but it does mean you have to be well balanced.
I appreciate anyone who can make me laugh and doesn't take themselves too seriously. Obviously, sarcasm works best for me but so does pointing out the most absurd in any given situation. So, if you have a bag of dad jokes, please save them for just that - your dad. Otherwise, I'll be more prone to laugh at you rather than with you.
I wear my heart on my sleeve and no matter how hard I try to hide that sleeve it's written all over my face. Consider it a character flaw or precious finding. Either way, it's got a push/pull factor for me. Be gentle.
DON'T BOTHER IF
-you have no goals or ambitions in life.
-you don't crave new experiences or more knowledge.
-you are not a positive person. Negativity not welcomed.
-you got burned by a girl that wrecked you for life and therefore remain completely emotionless.
-you think it's clever to tell me that your LARGE in areas where it's expected.(That's just insanity)
-your profile has a lot of misspellings and simple grammatical errors such as your vs. you're.
-you have a tribal armband tattoo because it looks cool and not because you know what it means. (Not OK)
-you have a screenplay or idea you think is absolutely necessary to tell me about because 10 out of 10 times, I GUARANTEE YOU, it's not that interesting...or you can try and risk it all. Your choice. =)
-you enjoy long walks on the beach. I'm sure this is true but it's just not original enough. (This one I'm kidding about.)
-you wear a suit for a special occasion and it has more than two buttons and it's not fitted, then we seriously need to rethink your wardrobe. Don't say it's a fashion choice because really it's a fashion nightmare. I'm not saying it's a deal breaker but I am saying be open to suggestions. (This I am serious about)
If you refer to the first part of this ABOUT ME section and determine that the DON'T BOTHER section could partially be sarcasm, that's a good start. However, there are some elements on that list that are still very, very true. That's just a fact.
GIve me some hip hop. Some indie rock. Some folk. But don't dare give me any country. Guaranteed, I might puke just a little.