· Hi, my name is Jack.
I would like to meet some cool chic's to hang out with and laugh with.
A typical night out could consist of just about anything; I'm up for any and all spontaneous activities.
I can cook for you, or we can just drive around aimlessly too....
Anyway, I was raised by a single mother so I understand you...to some extent.
I will treat you with the utmost respect.
I have a crude sense of humor so you can't be easily offended. There's nothing more fun than sharing a loud obnoxious laugh with another person. Mosquito's refuse to bite me, simply out of respect.
I am very laid back, but that doesn't mean I'm passive aggressive. For some reason I seem to attract girls that have some deep unresolved underlining mental disorders, and often harm themselves. That's fine, just don't get blood on my carpeting.
Sorry I didn't go the whole "I like long romantic walks on the beach." "I will sweep you off your feet." "I'm the MAN!" "HMU, TTYL, YOLO!!!!" type shit. We don't do that....
Oh and if you're just looking for a 'booty-call' or going to treat me like a jewel thief, smash and run...I'm not the one!!! hahaha
PS. The company I work for manufactures body jewelry for Claire's, Spencers, Piercing Pagoda, and Hot Topic. Message me for free body jewelry!
I just manufacture love :P