Moving to Seattle October 1st, I'm crazy excited!
First off, my sarcasm switch is always on. I love being around people who have a sense of humor as well. I have a huuuuuge interest in other cultures, and I love learning new things about them. I have studied Japanese, Spanish and Korean. I've been to Canada, Korea, China, Scotland, England and Ireland. I was also lucky enough to visit Spain, Germany and Italy this summer.
I am most interested in a guy who can be open minded like me, or even teach me a thing or two. I don't have a princess complex, but I do believe in the romance of courting a lady. At the same time, I'm not looking for anything extravagant. A guy who can make me laugh over a few beers would be awesome. I'm always down to try something new! It's rare I find someone I don't get along with because I'm a goofball. Also, I don't care if you're black, white, magenta... Just don't suck as a person.
Ok, so now I'm going to be really blunt to make this easy on everyone, and to let you know up front. I was raised the only girl to three olders brothers. You know what that means? I can be rough around the edges, and downright abrasive sometimes. I swear a lot, and drink a lot of beer. I say what's on my mind, and can't stand when people get butthurt over little things. Sorry, I can't babysit your feelings. Also, I'm terrible at flirting... If I like you, and you're taking forever to make a move, I'll probably ask you out first. It doesn't mean I'm desperate or want sex... Can a girl just want to go on a normal date? I am genuinely interested in finding someone I click with. If you're looking for just sex or a one nighter, that's cool, we've all been there so live your life bro. It's just not what I'm looking for. I'm a smartass. Many won't get my sense of humor until they meet me, or so my friends tell me. So if I sound like an ***hole in text, I'm probably joking. Maybe. Also, once again... Three older brothers, I can smell bullsh*ta mile away.
Ps- If you do decide to message me, please open with something original or interesting!! :D For instance, ever since seeing the Steven King movie It, I have an irrational fear of sewers. I also don't have a Twitter, Instagram, Tinder or whatever the hell kik is..
So... if you're not bored to death after reading my novel, say hola! I swear I'm not as intimidating as I seem.
Oh, I should probably add that I hate going to the gym (certified bum right herrrrre)... if that's a deal breaker..... oops.