Maybe someone will come for a trip to say hi. :) 37 yr old bloke that has a mop for a head, is skinny but athletic (nearly run 2 blocks b4 needin' asistance), tanned but freckly and has already been thru his midlife crisis and got his tongue pierced( and I don't care what anyone thinks, it hurt like shit), but now with no piercings or tattoos. For the star sign buffs, I am dead on the cusp of Taurus and Gemini (I believe that makes me a bull with a twin, or maybe just split personalities, I vote the split personality, I will always have someone to talk to) and for the greenpeace fans, I adore Bald Eagles (actually birds of prey are my favourite bird), Black Panthers (but big cats are an awesome creature), and I used to be a tree lopper, now I save ants from the bath tub (hmmm maybe not this far)...Things I have learnt in life: My favourite saying is...to ASSUME is to make an ASS out of U and ME...and I figure that people of the opposite sex should be born the same as white goods cause us blokes will never ever work things out( White goods are born with an instruction manual that contains help tips, a chart for what to do when various features don't work and at the back a hotline number for emergencies, not to mention the warranty if it stops working completely), and inlaws will always hate you!
I am Master Chef (in my kitchen and among my friends anyway) and also Australian Idol (when noone is around or while in the car, those people ya drive past that have their windows up, head bouncing and eyes closed goin off to bonjovi or somethin', thats me minus the bonjovi song).
And for those that are interested (probably not many), I like to go skinny dipping, walk round the house naked(while the daughter was at school of course), Camping, Fishing, driving, outdoor shanadagins and i LOVE to spend more time on a woman than she does on me (should I apologise for this, lol). Sex is sometimes just sex but the prelude(foreplay) leading to it is my favourite bit...and when I grow up I wanna be a lesbian...Eyes are the first thing I notice....Oh but country music fans, sorry, gonna take me a bit to ever get used to that. and Just to embaress meself further, I vote the DRAGONS in NRL, and NSW in Origin.....not quite in brissy...about two hours out....so would ya like a trip out in the country...also although I may be making this a fun profile and dating it would be a good thing to find that fun and companionship in someone in a long term situation...but ya gotta be able to crack a joke....but so ya know...not much into the internet thing so unless catching up is a reality at some stage I don't do phone or internet intimacy...like food if ya can't taste it smell it and feel it would ya sit and just stare at it and feel satisfied...
On a serious note I think i am a gentleman and can be romantic if I have to... I open the car door for you....give you my shirt off my back if cold actually do like cuddlin up watching TV and even put lid down on the dunny...but I also believe cuddles in silence...simple touching of fingers and even when walking past a gentle touch on back of neck can say a lot without words..I also do have a serious side where I stand up for morals...need and give trust..and feel the need to stand up for the little guys when good people get screwed over....and I live in a temporary situation...for the right gal I would move if the situation was suited to do so.
Damn just farted...stinky....gotta go but if you wanna know more I'm an open book(mostly) and happy to answer...also I will reply to messages even if just to politely say sorry not quite what I'm looking for...if time taken to message time given to acknowledge....respect and care for others feelings are important.
And for a starter try this...if you were a fruit or veggy...what would you be...and why... ;)
**** me...i never wrote assignments at school this long...lol...OK essay over...didn't know what to say so gave yas a bit of everything...insulted or laughing I figure I get a message back anyway...lol...oh and I recently found a song I like...yea maybe soppy..."smiles don't lie" by thundamentals.
Ha Ha, let's see
How about we both get formally dressed up, shirt, tie, evening gown, etc.
Then I pick you up in a stretched limo.
We go for a drive and stop a little.
You keep the blindfold on while the driver talks to someone.
Then we drive somewhere else.
The Driver lets us out but you keep ya blindfold on.
I guide you for a short walk.
We sit down at an outdoor setting by the beach, on sunset, and i take your blindfold off.
Then we eat our HUNGRY JACKS (Damn i hate Maccas)!