I like to keep this part short because what can someone possibly know about me from a few sentences in text? You need to meet me. But if you must know I'm friendly and rarely get mad unless provoked. I'm a Phlebotomist at a hospital. P.S. I'm not interested in those who are here just to fish for compliments, or those who are incredibly indecisive, please don't waste my precious time. Also yeah, If I hit you with a one liner like "what's up?", don't be upset. I'm not here to write Haiku poetry for someone who may or may not respond.
Oh and If I send you a really weird message, it's probably because I'm just messing around with you.