Gorge_Dude: SOAR WITH THE EAGLES! (OK, that was over the top)
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Washougal, Washington
Details
40 year old Man, 5' 6" (168cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Taurus with Brown hair
Intent
Gorge_Dude Wants to find someone to marry
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Hopeless Romantic
Profession
Information Technology







I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious



About Me
I could put “I like long walks on the beach, cuddling, trying new restaurants" and all that... But WHO DOESN'T!
I have done many amazing things in my life. I'm NEVER bored! I can rebuild an engine, cook breakfast, dig a trench to replace a leaky pipe, and then fix your laptop too.
I really want a woman that can HAVE FUN, yet has a good head on her shoulders so when the fun is over she can sit on the couch with me and watch a movie!

I saw a site that tells guys how to make a profile that will get the most responses, and realized I didn't want a woman that would fall for that crap, so, I call "Bullshit" on it and would rather keep my profile the way I want it, even if I never get a response.

I'm looking for someone who would be a good wife. If a woman has a good nature, that's what really counts (of course a nice figure helps).
I'm pretty positive, happy, and am rarely sad. I make friends easily, and get along with just about everyone.

I love animals, and believe that we'd all be better people if we acted more like our dogs (except for the leg humping and taking dookies on the lawn).

I like having good times with good people. I love the outdoors and nature, but also can appreciate good art and architecture.

I try to enjoy life MORE than I work!
I Live outside of the city in the Gorge. I'll never get used to the amazing view out my back windows, would be nice to share it with a nice girl though.

I'm really good at:
Making people laugh at the worst possible moment.
Picking the shopping cart with the bad wheel
Jumping off shit
Making slow drivers speed up... by trying to pass them!
Techie stuff
Taking things apart and putting them back together (with only a few extra bolts)
Protecting the people I care about.

Some Books I like
Lord of The Rings, Hobbit, Ender's Game, Hitchhikers guide, The Princess Bride, The Thrawn Trilogy, The Count of Monte Cristo, Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire

Some Movies I like
LOTR, Star Wars, Star Trek, The Matrix, The Three Amigos, The Fifth Element, The Incredibles, Most Super Hero Movies (Superman, Batman, X-men, Iron Man, etc), The Count of Monte Cristo, Pulp Fiction, Galaxy Quest, Anchorman, Hedwig & the Angry Inch, Raising Arizona, Princess Bride, Harry Potter, The Crow, The Iron Giant, Zoolander, Groundhog Day

Shows I like
The IT Crowd, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, The Big Bang Theory, Portlandia, Grimm, Downton Abbey, Burn Notice, Parks and Rec, South Park, Dexter, Futurama

Some Music I like
Metallica, AC-DC, The Cure, Boston, Lumineers, Beach Boys, Evanescence, Paramore, Pink, Maroon 5, Of Monsters and Men, Tool, Black Keys, The Beatles, Eagles, Enya, System of a Down, Foo Fighters, Garbage, Rush, Van Halen, Godsmack, AND... ABBA! EFF YEAH!


Food I like
Mexican, Italian, Steak, Seafood, Chinese, PIZZA!
Hell, I'll eat just about anything that's put in front of me!

First Date
We meet somewhere to see each other and say hi, then have a nice dinner.
Things go really well and you surprise me by trying to pickup the tab but I won't have anything to do with that!
Then you slide over to my side of the booth and start to kiss me! You then suggest we go to your place but I politely refuse and tell you I'm not that type of guy. You say "HA! I was just testing you and... you passed!" We laugh, but, having proven that I really AM a good guy it really makes you want me more and you then trick me into going to your place claiming that "this place overcharges for their drinks" and you make "a mean Mudslide" (because I TOLD you earlier that I like Mudslides!).
Well, I'm a REAL lightweight and get pretty tipsy (after one Mudslide!) and you say I should not drive and take my keys! You say I can sleep in your bed and you promise not to try anything so I reluctantly agree... well the next thing ya' know you're all over me! I'm trying to fight you off like the cat from a Pepe LePew cartoon but you are very persistent and very determined! Finally I give in to your brazen lust and let you have your way with me. Sure, it was the night of your life... OUR lives, but holy crap!, I hear a beeping noise that keeps getting louder and louder. I ask you if that's your phone but you just stare at me in silence... I ask again and you look at me sorrowfully and say "I've gotta go now". I ask "what do you mean?" The beeping gets louder and louder and then you're gone!
Suddenly I feel my eyes opening and find myself in my own bed. I reach over to hit the snooze button. IT WAS ALL A DREAM!


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