I could put “I like long walks on the beach, cuddling, trying new restaurants" and all that... But WHO DOESN'T!
I have done many amazing things in my life. I'm NEVER bored! I can rebuild an engine, cook breakfast, dig a trench to replace a leaky pipe, and then fix your laptop too.
I really want a woman that can HAVE FUN, yet has a good head on her shoulders so when the fun is over she can sit on the couch with me and watch a movie!
I saw a site that tells guys how to make a profile that will get the most responses, and realized I didn't want a woman that would fall for that crap, so, I call "Bullshit" on it and would rather keep my profile the way I want it, even if I never get a response.
I'm looking for someone who would be a good wife. If a woman has a good nature, that's what really counts (of course a nice figure helps).
I'm pretty positive, happy, and am rarely sad. I make friends easily, and get along with just about everyone.
I love animals, and believe that we'd all be better people if we acted more like our dogs (except for the leg humping and taking dookies on the lawn).
I like having good times with good people. I love the outdoors and nature, but also can appreciate good art and architecture.
I try to enjoy life MORE than I work!
I Live outside of the city in the Gorge. I'll never get used to the amazing view out my back windows, would be nice to share it with a nice girl though.
I'm really good at:
Making people laugh at the worst possible moment.
Picking the shopping cart with the bad wheel
Jumping off shit
Making slow drivers speed up... by trying to pass them!
Taking things apart and putting them back together (with only a few extra bolts)
Protecting the people I care about.
Some Books I like
Lord of The Rings, Hobbit, Ender's Game, Hitchhikers guide, The Princess Bride, The Count of Monte Cristo, Harry Potter
Some Movies I like
LOTR, Star Wars, Star Trek, The Matrix, The Three Amigos, The Fifth Element, The Incredibles, Most Super Hero Movies (Superman, Batman, X-men, Iron Man, etc), The Count of Monte Cristo, Pulp Fiction, Galaxy Quest, Raising Arizona, Princess Bride, Harry Potter, The Crow, The Iron Giant, Zoolander, Groundhog Day
Shows I like
The IT Crowd, The Big Bang Theory, Portlandia, Grimm, South Park, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Downton Abbey, Burn Notice, Parks and Rec, Dexter, Futurama
Some Music I like
A weird mix of Metallica, The Cure, Boston, Lumineers, Beach Boys, Evanescence, Paramore, Pink, old AC-DC, Maroon 5, Of Monsters and Men, Tool, Black Keys, The Beatles, Eagles, Enya, System of a Down, Foo Fighters, Garbage, Rush, Van Halen, Godsmack, AND... ABBA! EFF YEAH!
Food I like
Mexican, Italian, Steak, Seafood, Chinese, PIZZA! German, Mediterranean
Hell, I'll eat just about anything that's put in front of me!
Well, we go somewhere to meet each other and say hi, we hit it off right away so we decide to have a nice dinner.
Things go really well and you surprise me by trying to pick up the tab, but I believe in chivalry and won't have anything to do with that!
Our conversation is going great, with every word we each feel closer to each other. Suddenly on a whim, you slide over to my side of the booth saying that it is easier to talk that way. A few minutes later you lean in and start to kiss me! A few minutes after that you suggest we go to your place! I politely refuse and tell you that I'm really not that type of guy. You say "HA! I was just testing you and... you passed!" We laugh about it, but then, having proven that I really AM a good guy makes you want me even MORE so you then trick me into going to your place claiming that "this place overcharges for their drinks" and you "make a mean Mudslide" (because I just so happened to tell you earlier that I like Mudslides!).
Well, I'm a REAL lightweight and get pretty tipsy after one of your Mudslides (that tasted more like Vodka with a drop of Kahlua!) and you say I shouldn't drive and take my car keys! You say I can sleep in your bed and you promise not to try anything so I reluctantly agree... well the next thing I know you're all over me! I'm trying to resist but you are very persistent and very determined! Finally I give in to your brazen lust and let you have your way with me. Sure, it was the night of your life... nay, OUR lives, but holy crap!, I hear a beeping noise that keeps getting louder and louder. I ask you if that's your phone but you just stare at me in silence... I ask again and you look at me sorrowfully and say "I've gotta go now". I ask "what do you mean?" The beeping gets louder and louder and then you fade away in front of my very eyes!
Suddenly I feel my eyes opening and find myself in my own bed. I reach over to hit the snooze button. IT WAS ALL A DREAM!