I could put “I like long walks on the beach, cuddling, trying new restaurants" and all that... But WHO DOESN'T!
I have done many amazing things in my life. I'm NEVER bored! I can rebuild an engine, cook breakfast, dig a trench to replace a leaky pipe, and then fix your laptop too.
I really want a woman that can HAVE FUN, yet has a good head on her shoulders so when the fun is over she can sit on the couch with me and watch a movie!
I saw a site that tells guys how to make a profile that will get the most responses, and realized I didn't want a woman that would fall for that crap, so, I call "Bullshit" on it and would rather keep my profile the way I want it, even if I never get a response.
I'm looking for someone who would be a good wife. If a woman has a good nature, that's what really counts (of course a nice figure helps).
I'm pretty positive, happy, and am rarely sad. I make friends easily, and get along with just about everyone.
I love animals, and believe that we'd all be better people if we acted more like our dogs (except for the leg humping and taking dookies on the lawn).
I like having good times with good people. I love the outdoors and nature, but also can appreciate good art and architecture.
I try to enjoy life MORE than I work!
I Live outside of the city in the Gorge. I'll never get used to the amazing view out my back windows, would be nice to share it with a nice girl though.
I'm really good at:
Making people laugh at the worst possible moment.
Picking the shopping cart with the bad wheel
Jumping off shit
Making slow drivers speed up... by trying to pass them!
Taking things apart and putting them back together (with only a few extra bolts)
Protecting the people I care about.
Some Books I like
Lord of The Rings, Hobbit, Ender's Game, Hitchhikers guide, The Princess Bride, The Thrawn Trilogy, The Count of Monte Cristo, Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire
Some Movies I like
LOTR, Star Wars, Star Trek, The Matrix, The Three Amigos, The Fifth Element, The Incredibles, Most Super Hero Movies (Superman, Batman, X-men, Iron Man, etc), The Count of Monte Cristo, Pulp Fiction, Galaxy Quest, Anchorman, Hedwig & the Angry Inch, Raising Arizona, Princess Bride, Harry Potter, The Crow, The Iron Giant, Zoolander, Groundhog Day
Shows I like
The IT Crowd, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, The Big Bang Theory, Portlandia, Grimm, Downton Abbey, Burn Notice, Parks and Rec, South Park, Dexter, Futurama
Some Music I like
Metallica, AC-DC, The Cure, Boston, Lumineers, Beach Boys, Evanescence, Paramore, Pink, Maroon 5, Of Monsters and Men, Tool, Black Keys, The Beatles, Eagles, Enya, System of a Down, Foo Fighters, Garbage, Rush, Van Halen, Godsmack, AND... ABBA! EFF YEAH!
Food I like
Mexican, Italian, Steak, Seafood, Chinese, PIZZA!
Hell, I'll eat just about anything that's put in front of me!