Here's the deal. I'm not on this site to F around. Even though I feel no where near 31, I am growing up and would hope that I find the woman I'm supposed to find or be found by in the near future. I am a deep thinker and a modern philosopher so if that sounds like I'm a nerd or a hippie, then you are correct on both counts.
I am not normal in any way. Here a list of things that make me most likely not your type:
- I don't get to sleep like the rest of you - my dreams are conscious dreams of another life time on a different planet.
- I don't think like a normal human and I have no limit to my imagination.
- I am not going to buy you flowers. Ever. The right woman is going to know why without an explanation.
- I always treat my lady like a queen - I'm not a pushover - that's just how I was raised.
- I'm from Central Minnesota and I hate country music. Yeah good luck to me finding a woman in this town that doesn't think St. Cloud is Minnesota's Nashville. Where my Technicians at?
- I don't have a testosterone imbalance but I am also not your typical aggressive d bag!
I'm not here to pretend I'm Mr. Perfect to impress your pants off. If my long lost companion reads this, she'll know it's me. If not, leave me alone. I have no interest in wasting my time.