I will not end up on Catfish the TV show... If you have a Penis keep it moving!
Thank you : )
I really am a nice guy with a huge heart, I just have a reeeally F'ed up sense of humor! I know how to lock it up when I'm in a serious situation though (i.e. funerals, or meeting your family)
I have a car and a job and my own place, apparently that is not so common in S. Florida, or so I'm told.
I used to be reeeeeally fat, now I am just normal fat so get it while the gettin's good! At least I don't have one of those freakin bathroom mirror pictures!!! Seriously ladies please stop banging these douchebags and then complain on here that there are no more nice guys left!! A piece of me dies everytime I read that.
I can also solve a Rubik's Cube in under 5 minutes. I hope that gives you a Ladyl-Boner!! If so, feel free to shoot me a message!!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Well I am open to mostly anything so it will be easier to list things I won't do on a first date:
1) Buttsex (I am classy and I wait at least until the third date)
2) Roller-coasters (Screaming like a **** won't leave a good first impression)
3) Hunting (murder, much like Buttsex, is more of a third date thing)
4) Jogging (I think the J is silent)
5) Committing Arson (as much as We all love it, you really need to know a person before you burn something to the ground together)