Please, kick back.. relax.. Have a beer, pass the bowl around, food and snacks will be provided at aprox 30 thousand feet, and if you go to the gym- clothing is optional beyond this point.
Ah, **** it! There's not really enough space here to explain how all of my vital organs work (proficiently) so I guess I'll just explain a little bit about my personality.. Hmm but which personality shall I explain today- First things first, I don't smoke or drink but im not opposed to anyone who does (your body is your body), I quit smoking pot last thanksgiving. I’m also a baby eating atheist as well. Please leave the light on, on your way out! ALRIGHT,. Good. So next order of business -Highlights, I workout. I work at Bank of America at least for now but THAT’s NOT ALL I am going to Pierce College for the RN nursing program. So you can tell your mom all about that. I’m super easy going.., like you could probably accidentally shave off a large portion of my hair and just buy me an ice cream cone and be forgiven. I’m really really boring but at the same time really really interesting, so I'll let you figure that one out. I'm a positive thinker\positive vibe kinda guy, I love ALL animals. (especially dogs). I’m a genius when I’m alone but when I’m around other people, just average intelligence. I'm honest, open minded and I'm a little bit of a geek. So that basically sums up my dogs personality.. Oh... you wanted to know about me?? guess, you'll just have to message me ;)
I’m looking for someone who like me is always building themselves, mentally and physically. Someone, like me, who has career goals and is actually making progress in achieving those goals. (people with "dating goals" need to chill though, let everything unfold naturally, damn) Someone with a direction in life, someone who wants to go to the gym with me, someone I can take risks with. Someone I can cook with, clean with, eat and make sh*t dirty with!
If I needed help pushing a large black human shaped bag over the edge of a boat, you'd be right there; Helping me clean up the ketchup.
DISCIAMER: I used up all my super powers :/ completely out of ****s to give for people who CLEARLY do not give any ****s themselves!
Here are a list of my skills:
1. I can almost make my ear wiggle
3.Jump anything with wheels
4ish I have some amazing climbing skillz
5ish I take my Vitamins, I detox, pre-biotics & pro-biotics (yea I could litterally make money by donating my sh*t((its true))
6ish WIDE range of knowledge
7ish I cough on the inside of my elbow
8ish problem solverish
Reasons why you should date me:
1. Well look at your other choices.. I mean.. Just sayin
2. What choice do you have?
3. You have no choice.
4. Do you really need a reason #4
5. No, you don't need a reason #4
6. Free pumpkin spice latte's
7. You're not getting any younger.
8. I use my blinker.
Reasons why you should not:
1. You get your news from "Fox news"
2. You dont love dogs
3. My dog smells better than you.
4. You trust the government. (the more you don't trust the government the better we will get along)