Please, kick back.. relax.. Have a beer, pass the bowl around, food and snacks will be provided at aprox 30 thousand feet, clothing is optional beyond this point.
Ah, **** it! There's not really enough space here to explain how all of my vital organs work so I guess I'll just explain a little bit about my personality.. Hmm but which personality shall I explain today! Im aspiring to be a nurse, in the process of going back to college for an Rn degree right now. I don't smoke, or do any crazy drugs, I like to workout. I work at Bank of America at least for now. I'm super easy going.., like you could probably accidentally shave off a large portion of my hair and just buy me an ice cream cone and be forgiven. Im really really boring but at the same time really really interesting, so I'll let you figure that one out! I'm a positive thinker, I cuss, I love all animals. I'm probably funny. I usually enjoy controversial jokes. Im also a genius when im alone but when im around other people, just average intelligence. I'm honest, open minded and I'm a little bit of a geek. So that basically sums up my dogs personality.. Oh... you wanted to know about me?? guess, you'll just have to message me ;)
DISCIAMER: I used up all my super powers :/
Here are a list of my skills:
1. I can almost make my ear wiggle
Reasons why you should date me:
1. Well look at your other choices.. I mean.. Just sayin
2. What choice do you have.
3. You have no choice.
4. Do you really need a reason #4
5. No, you don't need a reason #4
6. Free pumpkin spice latte's
7. You're not getting any younger.
If I needed help pushing a large black human shaped bag over the edge of a boat, you'd be right there; Helping me clean up the ketchup.
We could poke North Korea with a stick!
Let's make it as awkward as possible.
We could solve algebra problems together while we get really really high..!
I am into having one night stands... but I have way too many books to fit on it