OK I just looked at my list of interests... you can see my train of thought... a game of darts leads to wine or beer, and apparently my pet goldfish make me think of sushi. Just in case there is some subliminal message thing going on making you think that I'm a sicko who would eat my innocent fish Bubba, If we get dinner, I promise I'll take you out somewhere, and not to my fish tank.
I am NOT the frat guy with a popped collar. I prefer the company of a few close friends rather than several people who I don't know as well. I can be very outgoing, but also a bit reserved at times. I can be a little strange sometimes. I'm the best guitar hero player you will ever meet. I've cut the roof off of more than one car. If we end up meeting, I'll probably want to take you out to play mini golf. I used to have a motorcycle. I crashed it a bunch of times. Got a new one last season, haven't crashed it. Radiation scares me, and I think the microwave is evil. Packing a car for a road trip is like playing a game of tetris. I've always wanted to build a dune buggy. Everything is a do it yourself project. I have both a Mac and a PC. I like to grill. A lot. Vegetarians fascinate me, but I could never be one. When I ski I go straight down. I've had jobs ranging from a computer programmer to a construction laborer. I know how to work hard. I think that I'm very adaptable, but still have my own 'rhythm'. I'm loyal almost to a fault. Pirates are cool as hell. And monkeys. Especially pirate monkeys. I am a really bad pool player. Cliff jumping at the reservoir is amazing. I was in the woods one time for four days with no food; I ended up eating a squirrel. Should I not have said that? I never thought about going on one of these dating sites before, but am trying to meet new people, and figured I'd give it a shot. I'm a really good driver, but after riding with me you may disagree. If you get in my head I'll treat you like a princess.
I'm looking for someone who is laid back but still driven. Life is too funny not to have a good sense of humor. I want someone who is caring, considerate, and above all, honest and genuine. Someone who plays an instrument or sings would be good, too. Not looking to jump into something serious at first, but if it develops into something more substantive that won't scare me away.
Here's your chance ladies. Although I prefer to be humble, I really feel as though I would be doing you a disservice by not pointing out that I am quite a catch. That’s right, the search is over. Drop me a line. If you aren't completely satisfied, I'll gladly refund your purchase price, and additionally, you can kick me in the teeth.