First--if you have Jeff Goldblum's personality, dry sense of life,looks or you are Jeff Goldrum-----or Denis Leary...To be happy in a tropical climate, preferably Jamaica--Please be tall and open minded---Please have beautiful eyes--pleae be a wise ass! ABSOLUTELY CRUCIAL---DO NOT READ ON IF YOU ARE JUDGEMENTAL, A BIGOT OR HAVE A CLOSED MIND. I apparently have made men on here unhappy--see if you can guess why..........I do wonder why there are pictures of dogs in some profiles---do your dogs need a date?
(And, if you resemble Sean Connery, Sam Elliot, or of course, Jeff Goldblum I would not let that influence me at all---oh, yes I would). Seriously, you do not have to look like a celebrity. I t just occured to me this week that I didn't intend to end up alone but I won't settle if you aren't the right one.
I think my brain is really younger than my years-----some say my looks are also---you be the judge.
I I have any addictions it is to candles---no sweet flavors---ocean, citrus, lime, eucalyptus---just clean and those that make me wish I was in Jamaica. I would like to be so much in tune to someone....I just haven't found the one for my personality.
OH, I REALLY WANT TO BE CLEVER-I know that the drummer for ZZ Top's name is Frank Beard, and he is the only one without a beard-I know that Def Leppard has a drummer with only 1 arm, (so I fugure I can find a date). So, here goes---Love music & movies. My musical tastes include current, classic rock, anything with a great beat, lyric and the great voice of an artist--also, funny lyrics. Music makes me happy when I need that emotion--oh, and dancing (Big Fun)-this is probably what makes me tick. Zepplin, Muse, Collective Soul, Train, Florence and the Machine, Alex Clare, Grace Potter and the Nocturnals,The Eurythmics, ZZ Top, Kelly Clarkson, Pink, Pitbull, the Black Ghosts, Bruno Mars, Genesis, Phil Collins, ELO, Supertramp, The Black Keys, Tristan Prettyman, Marroon 5, Nikka Costa---oh---too many to name.
I have a dry sense of humor. I've been content living alone but would really like to fall in love---apparently I am challenged in that area. I think my knight in shining armor is on a turtle. I am looking for a co-conspirator in love and respect. I am not willing to settle for someone not my type---don't want to waste time. And "like" and "love" are 4 letter words that do not begin with an "f". My message here is that if you are looking to get laid and that's all---don't contact me. Anyone can do that. Not just anyone can do it with someone where mutual respect and communication are involved. Intimacy starts a long time before naked.
I have a wonderful family---everyone last one of them---parents, my kids, my sister and her kids and all the grandkids and great nieces and nephews. We would chose each other as friends if we weren't related. My friends at work mean the world to me---have worked in healthcare for over 20 years and very lucky to know such wonderful people and patients.
My favorite movies are the ones with the "Oh, NO!!!!!" endings. I would have said "Oh, %+@#" but I am keeping it clean---The movies that shock me at the end are the best. Good comedies and wonderfully acted dramas are favorites. I am a Dexter, Homeland, American Horror Story and Criminal Minds fan, as well as The Big Bang Theory, Shameless, House of Lies, Californication and Rescue Me was a HUGE favorite, as is American Horror Story.
I feel like I am unique because I am very easy going and not a girly girl. Don't misunderstand---love to dress up but enjoy staying at home and watching good tv, (not reality) or listening to musics and love trivia.
I am very captivated by personalities and what makes us all tick. Curiousity keeps my laptop close to investigate learning, although I love encyclopedias.
I also have a bowling ball with my name on it and shoes---don't hold this against me.
I really want to be with someone who wants to be a part of my life and I will do the same for that man.
Please speak as though you own a dictionary and are not looking for a hook up---any of us can get that.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
First to meet someone over coffee or wine, and if there is a mutual interest--move on from there. I will always wait for you to tell me if you are interested in me---I am not going to leave you guessing---you'll know if I am interested if I pay attention to you, so you will not have to ask if you could see me again,just ask me when. I am very genuine and not mean with no drama.