I guess I'm an intricate being. I play the class clown and the serious role with equal precision, I am a jock by choice but a thinker by nature. I am down for anything but enjoy the quiet times just as much. I guess I'm just me, I'm comfortable in my skin and just being myself.
So I've noticed that a lot of you females have do's and do not's as it pertains to contacting you. Well, let me be the other side of that coin. Don't put "undisclosed body type" if you have disclosed a picture of your body, it doesn't make you look very bright. Don't put "I'm just living my life, having fun....but soon I will go back to school." when what you mean is you are currently unemployed and you partied too much for college, and right now your just chilling; its all good, I can pay the bill, I'm not stressing, just be honest. Enough with the "if you're only looking for sex...."; please stop showing off, we all know you're good looking, and guys who see sexy women in sexy clothes are going to (the majority of the time) think sexy thoughts, its all part of the show.....just block those idiots and go about your day. Don't say "if your only trying to play games, click the next profile" let me explain, someone playing games, isn't going to admit he's playing games, that's on you to figure out, and it's doubtful he's going to "click on the next profile" because you said you don't anyone that plays games, 99% of people don't want game run on them, that's the whole thing of it being called "played" as in "played for a fool'. And the car question is ALWAYS APPLICABLE, don't put N/A...how is this non-applicable? Either you have one or you don't but the application is definitely pertinent to the situation; again, its perfectly o.k. if you don't but don't try and front...its all gravy and the peach patch. And lastly, on the first date thing...walks on the beach? travel to exotic places?? for the love of man, come on, lets be reasonable, who does that on a first date? Why don't we just keep it simple, get to know each other, then we can talk about vacations. I swear, some of you expect the first date to be more lavish and decadent than any of your anniversary, valentines, birthday dates you had with your last relationships in which the two of you were deeply in love. I just want to buy you dinner, feed you, is that ok? Love, peace and chicken grease to you all. Happy Fishing!
Let's have a cease fire, be some peace triers
Let's negotiate, because my cheeks tired
From smiling all day
Emotions need a Motrin, a Tylenol break
I know you see my strategy, if flattery's a battery
Then I'm a rabbit with a pack of 'D's in the back of me
Paws on all levels, everybody settle
I know it sounded weird, I'm just trying to impress you
I step forward with my best two
If all that fails, open swag to the rescue
I said swag, and I'm sorry
Don't mean to offend your sensibilities I meant dress smartly
Just trying to get you out this party
Can you dig that? Ologist-Archae
Please be the Ferrari to my car key
And I'ma hold my baby down like a car seat
My ideal first date would be one that would lead me to wanting a second, third, so on and so forth, that being said, dinner and a movie is always good; a chance to converse, get to know each other, talk about everything under the sun - loves, interests, pasts, futures...followed by a chance to sit and enjoy some time together without the need to say a word. A chance to laugh together, or jump at the scary parts together, just have a fun time together.