NOTE: If anything I suggest reading that last bit that I took the time to write. It's a light read. It would REALLY help you out :]
SO *claps hands together and slightly tilts head* lesss do thiiiis
I am a master pillow fort builder who can laugh at herself on a daily basis AND who is a sucker for magic tricks (they're so kewl!!!) and dreams of going to the magic castle. Yes, I am tatted and pierced individual who is currently selling their soul to the corporate world while making my passion for art more than a hobby. Weird eh?
I love the simple things in life and wouldn't mind a partner in crime :] I love doing anything whether it's riding down the coast or playing video games. I love adventures, big or small, and am easy to please (what a relief uh?). I'd rather sit in a pub and chat than go clubbing. Simplicity is my key. Hence why this "about me" is so short. Pretty darn tootin low maintenance- it don't take much, just an effort.
I'm not looking for or into the whole hook up/one night stand thing so if that's your purpose on here, move along little boy. I'm here for men and a real thing, not a pointless frolic for a moment. Besides, there's sites specifically for that so what the hell are you doing here? I'm looking for my lover and my best friend :] And definitely not here for you creepy old men e.o Anywho..... I love learning new things-Odysseus is my role model/homie (feel free to ask why). I'm a kewl kid. Trust me**
**"I am Batman and I approve this message" -Bruce Wayne
PS. if anyone asks, we met saving terminally ill orphans from a burning hospital. We could further collaborate stories on the second date
Wanna know more? Just ask! It's the natural thing to do. Duuuuuhhhh
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Well since we're just meeting the typical coffee/beer date shall suffice. HOWEVER if you would rather join me for my next tatting sesh, you're welcome to join :P
OR....you dress like Harley, I'll dress like Joker (cuz **** gender roles) and we go wreak havoc upon the city skyline. yeah?