I have an unhealthy infatuation with the letter P, it rules my world. I like to garden in nothing but tube socks. I got a highschool diploma without really trying, seriously, I just walked in one day, asked for one, and they handed it to me. I like to chase rainbows, (I've always wanted a pet midget). If I could be anything when I grow up, it would be a lion tamer. I believe in anything out of the ordinary, with the exception of aliens, cause really? I'm not a child.
Now for the real stuff:
I have a scary amount of tattoos, and hope they one day cover my body, freckles are too mainstream, gotta have ink. I'll read anything if it gets close enough to my face. I'll watch anything as long as it's on a flat screen tv. I prefer to drink only once a week, but I like to get slaughtered. I smoke like a chimney, and cuss like a sailor, I prefer my whiskey to be older than I am. Just to entice you a little more, I make a damn good sandwich, (: if you read all of that, and realized a lot of that was sarcasm, then you are worthy.
Please read carefully.
If you contact me with nonsense, or just a boring hey, I WILL NOT RESPOND. If you are fluent in ghetto, then gtfo. If you are jobless, homeless, or vehicle-less, move the **** a long. I am in no way a gold digger, I just happen to know what I want, and you're not it. If you are content to stay at a dead end fast food job, feel free to impregnate some southern white trash bimbo, cause it's not gonna be me. If you weigh more than four of me put together, I'm NOT INTERESTED. If you refer to yourself as bubba, I'm not the girl for you. Yeah, I'm shallow, let the insults flow.
I'd much rather go to a park, than dinner and a movie. Paintball sounds a lot more fun to me than a walk on the beach. I like to explore, and have new experience on first dates. Wouldn't you rather get a tattoo, then overpay for lousy food at a restaurant you don't like?
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