Hmmmm.... how do say this without boring you to death? How 'bout you ask me whatever you think is relevant to you.
POF insists I say more. Really? I don't think fish are too interested in reading.
***Just a warning to those of you who take things a little too literally: If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck, it's probably still just sarcasm. Conversely, if it sounds too outlandish, extravagant and improbable, it's more than likely sincerity.
When in doubt, just ask... or block me. Whichever you feel safer with.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Just to clarify, I don't consider our first meeting as a date. That way if something intimate does occur we can both still truthfully maintain that we don't 'put out' on the first date. Other than that, maybe play some pool, have the obligatory coffee/drink, informal lunch, or something different and unconventional like contemplate life's great mysteries, such as why the word palindrome isn't a palindrome and what makes mixed nuts Extra Fancy? Do they package mixed nuts that are labeled as Just Average? Let's just get to know each other and see what happens.