Apparently my attempt at humor offended some of the sensitive men out there. So here's my boring profile ....YAWN. I'm looking for probably the same as every other woman on here with a few additions such as front teeth, ability to support yourself, vehicle, no criminal record, someone taller than me, and some chemistry.
There you have it. If you took offence to my prior profile about need for chemistry and attraction so you don't have to chew your arm off then you probably don't have a sense of humor and we wouldn't get along anyways.