My headline is not entirely true, the 'voices' didnt tell me to come here it was just one voice. God if there were more then one in my head telling me what to do life would be rather confusing. I work in a traveling circus, dont worry im not the bearded lady or any of the other freaks you would find at the circus in the 1930's. Im a lion tamer, juggler and part time tight rope walker. Its really a good gig, I get to travel all over the place, meet lots of interesting people and get all the free pink popcorn, cotton candy and corn dogs I can eat. I only have one hand (dont tame a hungry lion) but dont worry ive left it a stump despite the urging of my friends to get a hook. Who wants a hook on your hand without a patch over one eye and an annoying bird on your shoulder. Im not a big fan of the bird on the shoulder look, plus it seems like you would be changing your shirt alot depending on what you feed the bird.
I spend most of my time indoors alone, my cat is jealous and gets angry when I spend time with others. If I come home and he smells another animal on me life is hell for the next week. But thats alright because im socially awkward and don’t know why anyone would voluntarily spend time with me. I tend to giggle in tense moments and that seems to offend most people. I think it is unfair women get to carry around purses but it is socially unacceptable for men so I wear a fanny pack. I dont care what anyone says I think there cool and a wallet in your back pocket can give you a bad back when you sit on it. I eat alot of garlic so I tend to smell no matter how much colonge I put on and I eat more bananas then a monkey.
Of course none of this is true (or is it) if you want to know about me send a message and we can chat.