I don't write well and am the antithesis of photogenic, so naturally, a dating website is PERFECT for me.
Some stuff about me in 175 words or less.
Both my kids are out in the world and have embarked on their life's journey. It's boiled down to me and a 130 lb. black lab. He tells me it's a glandular condition, and I believe him. Either that or.... OK ok, I believe him.
I work for the state and enjoy it. Ask if you wanna.
I'm a country boy at heart.
I like lots of things, and am game for Wild Hair Pursuits with nefarious intent.
Done some livin'. Learned a few things in the process: You can't outrun a cop's radio; milk and Oreo"s don't count as a meal, and lose all caloric content if consumed after midnight; you earn wrinkles and scars; the bond between parent and child is phenomenal; pets rock; read often; tell your loved ones you do love them; be kind to old people and kids; say your prayers.
If its ok with my parole officer maybe a coffee or something. Anyplace where conversation is easy and the exits are clearly marked.
When did the driver's seat of a car become a photo op? Did i miss the memo? Please post a picture without plate-sized sunglasses as well?
Finally... does every woman own a straw cowboy hat?