slantsixer1
Age: 40
Dating
paddlefloat
Age: 37
Dating
ster4real: No psycho rabbit-killing nutburgers Pls?
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Richland, Washington
Details
43 year old Man, 5' 9" (175cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian Aries with Blonde hair
Intent
ster4real wants to date but nothing serious.
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Class Clown
Profession
Engineer


dating
He hates getting his pic taken!






I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious


Interests
Friends and familyTravelling to places with sun/beachTrying to find a decent mojito
RacquetballWeight liftingJet skiing
Killing people with my mind

About Me
Nifty. I'm supposed to talk about my "hobbies?" Boring. I'm all about trying to meet somebody. Well, I spent this Valentine's Day with my dog. Could've been better! But HEY! You got THIS far ... why not read my profile? It is semi-entertaining (a little goofy) but tells a story. MY story.

I have tried this online thing before but it's been awhile ... like when "Myspace" was still cool. Sometimes? Awesome. Sometimes? Well, let's just say that I have mental scars that will never heal. What does that mean? I've learned some stuff. First? If you don't have a pic ... like semi-recent? THAT is bad. That means you don't have cell phone. THAT means you live in a third-world country. THAT means we aren't gonna meet up for coffee. See how "that" works?

Big No-No. Unnecessary drama kills me. Quick question: Has anyone ever called you a "drama queen?"
a) Just my ex-boyfriend
b) Yeah, but its been a tough decade.
c) Does it count when I was on an "in-patient" status?
d) WHY DO YOU ASK???
e) Nopes

"e" is the only correct answer. Did you pass? Please read on.

I gotta admit, I'm getting REAL jaded by this online dating thing. Could you at least TRY to look like your picture? Sheesh!!

Back in TC. I grew up here but left after college to live in Austin, Dallas, and Las Vegas. After 12 years, it was time to come back home where my family resides. Honestly? I haven't even run a "match" yet ... just busy since getting here.

I'd probably try eHarmony but have you noticed that in all the commercials the people are so U-G-L-Y? Wazzup with that?

I should state for the record that making people laugh is a defining passion of mine. I write humor professionally, don't believe me? Ask and I'll send you a story/article. Betchya I gets me a giggle!

Here's a thought:
When you are 25 and single, the world is your oyster. When you are 40 and single? That oyster starts to smell like a*** and you just aren't playing well with the other kids. :-)

My sweetheart is my dog. There is a pic or two on here. She's precious but is taking up a lot of my time. Came from an abusive family. She is quiet and cuddly and she's my best friend. And even if you don't like dogs? You'd still love Peanut. She is precious.

To describe myself: single, professional, nice, respectful, honest, and not-so-bad looking guy with some time to spend with an honest, caring AND attractive gal.

And I'm serious about those criteria. I'm not looking for just cyberfriends. Or chatting partners. If I wrote you, I found something about you that I found interesting/attractive. You should be in good physical shape. I simply work too hard to keep myself in shape! I ask the same in a partner. Is that shallow? Maybe. Stop judging!

Exactly WHY am I single? Good question. Without dropping any tricky metaphors, I can honestly say that I've come very close. Recently (~ 1 year ago) got done (note: "done" means no take-backs) with a 3-year relationship including a not-so-successful engagement and I'm THINKING it might be nice to meet a gal and slowly see what comes of it. Cool?

Now I tend to form great bonds of friendship/dating but that-next-step has been a difficult one. I'm looking to try again near-term, but I'm not in a hurry. Does that make ANY sense?

I love kids. Don't have any of my own, but I wish I did. Haven't decided if I need to procreate though. Maybe with the right person?

Oh, I can make you giggle at will. I've been writing humor professionally for almost 10 years. Oh yeah, and I gots smarts reel gud.

If you didn't get that, you may wanna look up "ironic" in the dictionary.

I'm partial to "nice" gals, but have been known to tolerate the occasional crazy one. God help me.

And I'm monogamous. Seriously. If you want to "date around?" Fine. But sex is for exclusive partners. And I've NEVER cheated on a girlfriend. Don't plan on breaking that streak.

Ok, this is important, I'm NOT afraid of commitment but I AM cautious. I simply find it irresponsible to let somebody into my life and then blow them off.

My "dating strategy?" Simple. Friends first, if at all. I'm in no hurry to have another ex-girlfriend. And if I don't write back? Don't get grouchy. It is just a polite way of saying "YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME."

JUST KIDDING!!! Step away from the keyboard.


First Date
Depends on YOU. Honestly? I think that a great first date is going to Anthony's for lunch ... two glasses of wine ... and then a walk on the river. But for YOU? Maybe we hike Badger. The important thing is that we get a chance to *talk* and go from there.