I'm a relaxed,casual, and easy going person. Enjoy keeping fit and active. I enjoy being outdoors - only thing I don't like is rain, except when there is a storm. Love stargazing whenever its clear! I enjoy my work. I have two beautiful daughters that I love - most of the time anyway! Thanks for reading and good luck.
I started life with nothing, and I've still got nothing!
You cannot ask me anything you like!
It's a right sad effort if you pole dance in your home!
I'm updated with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPo5wWmKEaI
Profile Updated 3rd March 1977
No contorted or twisted mouths please
For all you anti-smokers I must point out that I have cut down dramatically - im now
on 30 roll-ups a day plus I use filters to keep my breath fresh in case i get a kiss. I have also reduced my cider intake from 4 pints to 2 pints per day and reverted to the consumption of frosty jack, rather than white lightning.
Oh by the way - if tattoos put you off don't worry I don't have any! and for all you discerning ladies I have been circumcised - pretty gruesome sight to be honest! Best left dormant I reckon! Ear-rings are not for me - I'm not a bloody pirate, I'm a tramp! Integrity is not one of my virtues nor do I have any sense of morality, but to my credit I don't have a 'comb over' or any hang ups. My glass eye has got a nice glint to it - so long as you remember that sometimes it appears that I am eyeing someone up but its the cross-eyed effect in action.
If you've been round the block a few times - I can cope with that.
Please don't send me your dirty photos! I'm not bloody interested!
I'm not a scouser!
Must not this
Must not that
I'm not into miscegenation
I don't walk in the rain!!!
Must not have looked at pics
I don't make love to the sound of Barry White
Must not be a deviant
I do prefer to drink my red wine on my own
If you are up your own backside - get lost now! up there preferably!
Must not have enacted unnatural or perverted sexual practices
Must not have dogs breath
My picture is taken through a mirror - hence not looking my best!
If you have been 'well used', I'd say pass me by
Must not have had to visit the VD clinic in the last 5 years
Must not be a clubber
Must not have scabies
I do take life serious!
If you can't walk up hills, forget it!
White females only!
I will not accept demands to construct messages to your desired length
Must want to preserve our own culture
Must not be a tart
Must be politically aware
Must not be showing cleavage
Must have freckles
I don't need your bra size
If you are coarse and foul mouthed I'm really not for you.
I'm not the one!
If its hardcore sex you are after - forget it!
Must have at least back teeth
You must be the same gender you were assigned at birth!
Must be very upmarket and classy!
Must not have messaged users for the time
If you are looking for VWE, then find a bloody donkey!
No pic I will always answer!
You must be a bigot to contact this user.
Must be able to meet in a public place, but not public toilets!
Must be a smoker
No celeb lovers
I dwell on the past
All sluts are welcome
I will not meet in the scummy Trafford Centre! or a back alley of Anfield, or one of those ghastly 1960's projects in Salford.
If you need me to do you a testimonial to make you look good, please ask.
Must have some kind of opinion, but not derived from The Daily Mirror, The Guardian, or The BBC! and must use The Star and The Sun in the smelly cats litter tray, or better still as toilet paper.
I most definitely do not do one night stands!
I live life in the slow lane.
No Gawpers! (people watchers)
My best friend is Isaac Hunt
I'm not a bloody extra person!
I've tried the viagra and it doesn't work!
The longest relationship I've been in is 10 minutes
I'm a broken hearted man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ0oCmDXrVk&feature=related (watch before the elites ban this)
TESTIMONIAL: Well, what can I say? !!! He's a one in a 4! Hey ladies this is one special guy to be treated with kindness and respect blah blah blah ffs!!!
My friends would call me miserable and a bit of a t__t