Hey, I'm Andy. I'm awesome. I enjoy long walks on the beach, dancing in my underwear, and throwing round-house kicks, Chuck Norris style. I sky dive out of planes while wearing a suit because Barney Stinson is my hero. I moonlight as batman at night so don't tell anyone because if anyone found out that I was also spider-man during the day, things would get messy. I grew up alone on an island with a volley ball named Bilson--he was actually cousins with a guy named Wilson--and he was my best friend. Sadly after we were rescued from the island, Bilson was killed when the fat kid from Willy Wonka sat on him, popping him into a million pieces. After Bilson's funeral, I needed some time away from the states to I vacationed to Paris where I once again went skydiving in a suit (this time from the Eiffel Tower). They were filming Rush Hour 3 at the time and me and Chris Tucker hung out and picked up chicks. If you want to message me then feel free. IF you believe for a second that this 'about me' section is in anyway real, I'll cry for you. I'm just a simple fiction writer, writing fiction. Ta-ta.