so I was walking down the street today and a ninja how to get out of a tree.....threw a pop can at me and took off running but little did he know my dads flash..... so I changed that son of a gun down and made a ninja mask into under pants...... so about my home life.... I live in a cave with scar and Mufasa... cool I was about 8 but then scar pushed him off a cliff into a stampede..... couldn't really makes and to live with home after that besides I'm pretty sure he was after me too.... so I punched him in the gutAndFed Him To Ferrell Zebras.... so now I share a tree house with the Swiss Family Robinson.....
how haha if you made it past that I am Emily I'm a construction worker I have a 3 legged dog named Jimmy..... don't think I'm lame but I live at home and will probably continue to do so.... pretty well known fact but 3 legged dogs aren't very terrifying.... I'm a chicken crap I don't want to live alone I've been single since 17 and came to the conclusion I don't want to have sex with anyone unless I feel comfortable and secure in raising a child with them..... because that's always a risk with sex no matter how safe you are.... I'm honestly just planning on staying at home because I'm a home body how does be Savin up cash and moving in to my Dream Home.with.. enough money to buy appliances and furniture....... and a sweet but car bad only get 7 miles to a gallon because that's kinda what a responsible adult doesn't do
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need to find a sweet piece of meat to bar hop with me when I turn 21 cuz all my friends poop out babies or got someone pregnant