I love tits. o sh*ti meant tats. and rats. and cats. and car mats. i like having fart contests in public bathrooms. I went to the virgin islands, though after I left they were just islands. I love whores, shores, and car doors. If your still reading this, we gonna get along. If your not, kill yourself.I'd tell you to quit being dumb, but I won't cuz it must be hard for you. I'm a janitor at McDonald's. hahaha. I clean up the mcturds. I also sell winter coats in Florida and business is booming. Gotta love crack heads. I work part time smuggling crack and meth and alcohol at rehab centers. In return they give me that amazing hotel shampoo bottles and coffee bags they leave out. All lame jokes aside, if your this far, I deserve to tell you I have a decent paying job, going to school for exercise science concentration and I'ma see if I can play ball there, IDK. Big poker guy also. But really I like boobs.