I have many hobbies and interests in my life but my main goal is to live a long time without diseases. I refuse to take prescription or over the counter medicine.
I love music and play a little bit of guitar. I don't care for new country music or hip-hop and rap. I'm more of a all around rock lover. When it comes to classic rock I have all this knowledge in my head and usually can stump anybody. I know,it's weird.
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I really shouldn't be telling you this but when I play basketball I make more shots than a bartender.
I lost a needle in a haystack once and found it.
When I go to Wendy's the whole menu changes to.99 cents.
My carpet vacuums itself.
Everyday is my lucky day.
I'm 5'9" on paper but 6'9" when you tickle me.
When you meet me you'll think I'm a rock star who lost his guitar.
I hate fantasies because they always come true.
I don't pay attention to fashion because its always a step behind.
I'm America's next top model (on the inside)
My strengths outweigh my weaknesses.
I'm a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler.
I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat.
Moms love me and children want to be me.
I know the exact location of every item in the grocery store.
I always pick the most fullest and symmetrical Christmas tree.
I'm a go-getter.
I sleep once a day.
Basically , I rock. ;-)
So if you think you can handle me you must pass this simple test. Select one from each. (Hint: There are no wrong answers)
1. Bars or clubs
2. Text or phone
3. Movies or music
4. Money or adventure
5. Tea or coffee
Okay now lets talk about you.
This is why you are cool:
You're happy, compassionate, and kind.
You can't help being provocative, curious and original.
You are open to the world, extremely bright, funny and well- read.
Joy swims in the air around you. You can't help that either.
You're a doer more than a watcher.
A creator more than a consumer and you are strong in obvious and secret ways.
My ideal relationship.....We wake up and our lips are touching before our eyes even open.
We always sit arm in arm for an hour not having to talk, just soaking in the serenity of our joy of just being together.
I will know if you are right for me because we will crack each other up each and every day and settle into each others arms every night.
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