Freelance/studio musician in the Nashville area. I teach private lessons, do recording sessions, play in orchestras, and do musicals. I drink espresso like it's water. More or less given up on dating... give me some hope.
Sapiosexual: someone that becomes attracted to or aroused by intelligence and its use.
10 reasons to date a horn player:
1. We have strong facial muscles... especially around the mouth.
2. Not too tight or loose, our lips are always jussst right.
3. We know how to get the liquid out.
4. We can blow up to 13 ft. of hard brass.
5. Our tongues move at whatever speed is called for.
6. We're damn good with our fingers (well, four on the left hand).
7. We're used to twisting and turning things.
8. We constantly move our hands, even when our mouth is otherwise occupied.
9. When needed, we'll spread our legs.
10. We're used to having our hands in wet places.