horngasmic: Warning! I'm a Pretentious Classical Musician.
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Murfreesboro, Tennessee
27 year old Male, 5' 5" (165cm), Non-religious
Caucasian Taurus with Brown
horngasmic is actively seeking a relationship.
Masters degree
Coffee Snob

I am Seeking a Man For Friends
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Second Language Italian  

About Kyle
Freelance/studio musician in the Nashville area. I teach private lessons, do recording sessions, play in orchestras, and do musicals. I drink espresso like it's water. More or less given up on dating... give me some hope.

Sapiosexual: someone that becomes attracted to or aroused by intelligence and its use.

10 reasons to date a horn player:

1. We have strong facial muscles... especially around the mouth.
2. Not too tight or loose, our lips are always jussst right.
3. We know how to get the liquid out.
4. We can blow up to 13 ft. of hard brass.
5. Our tongues move at whatever speed is called for.
6. We're damn good with our fingers (well, four on the left hand).
7. We're used to twisting and turning things.
8. We constantly move our hands, even when our mouth is otherwise occupied.
9. When needed, we'll spread our legs.
10. We're used to having our hands in wet places.

First Date
Something relaxed... go to a coffee bar and chat or head out to Arrington Vineyard with a picnic basket :-)

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