I’m never sure what to do with my eyes when I’m at the dentist. Do I close them? Do I stare at his face? Do I look at the ceiling? What’s the proper etiquette here??
I almost considered doing something with my life, and then I sat down and logged into POF :/
Things I learned in school: 1. How to whisper 2. How to text without looking 3. How to look like I’m thinking.
Ever laughed so hard, no noise comes out, so you sit there clapping like a dumbfounded seal. . . story of my life!!
Do you ever hear a thump while in the shower then think your whole family is being killed and you’re next... just me then ok...awkward.
My name is Mike and it seems like I always laugh at the lamest jokes ever. I like sports in general, such as ping-pong, shuffleboard, rock paper scissors and thumb wrestling. I have an acoustic guitar and I play everyday, but my skill level has yet to go up. So far I can play 3 taylor swift songs, no big deal! I randomly break out in song and dance, and i have now mastered the robot..don't be jealous.
I watch a scary movie, I’m perfectly fine, then I go to bed and remember EVERY SINGLE SCARY MOMENT IN THE MOVIE.