*No car, two kids, between jobs.*
I will spit water in your face, pants you in the grocery store, and draw on your face with marker. I will talk through movies, and if you ignore me and if I sense that is annoying you I will poke and tickle you. I will tackle you, give you a flat tire(not a REAL flat tire, duh!), and lick your face all in the same day. Hi, my name is Melanie, and I am a blast.
DISCLAIMER: This is who I am at my most hyper. I can also be quiet, shy and serious. I have had people suddenly exposed to the "crazy" side of me and they were shocked. So, take it as a warning. To weed out all the boring grown-ups. :)
"Are you trying to be funny? Please enter a proper description." -Thanks POF, missed that part.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Anything but a movie! Can't connect staring at a screen. Unless...it's a drive in movie. I can accept that lol. I don't know, something simple. Coffee, walk by the river, bowling...any suggestions?