catwithshoes: Everybody Lies
About
Smokes often with Athletic body type
City
Mount laurel, New Jersey
Details
27 year old Woman, 5' 2" (157cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian Taurus with Brown hair
Intent
catwithshoes Casual Dating/No Commitment
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Tattooed/Pierced
Profession
Teacher







I am Seeking a Man For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Other Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year
Second Language German  



About Me
**PLEASE NOTE**

If you DO NOT like emo/scene girls or piercings/tats, that's FINE. But PLEASE do not email me and insult me or make snide comments. It's rude. I don't do that to people that I'm not into, and I don't appreciate it being done to me. The number of emails I get trying to make me feel bad about myself and put me down are alarming. I didn't realize that's what this web site was for. I realize I said that I don't like compliments, that doesn't mean "please harass me". And YES, people do write emails like this (so please stop writing emails to ask me if they really do).

Yes, I have "everybody lies" tattooed on my left forearm, it is a House reference and a statement that happens to be true. Please do not write me to ask me "why do you think that", "do you really think that", "I can't believe you got that tattooed on your arm" (didn't know I needed your permission tattoo police, bother someone else with your thoughts), "what do you lie about", "I've never lied" or whatever other nonsense you can think of that references lying. Everyone has told a lie at some point in their lives, so if you're telling me you've NEVER lied, that in itself, is lying. Besides, that's not really the point of that tattoo, it has a deeper meaning than that, which I don't feel the need to explain. Believe it or not, I got my tattoos for me, not you. Oh and I have fourteen, so please don't ask me how many I have or did they hurt, that's just as annoying.

STD refers to SAVES THE DAY. It doesn't mean sexually transmitted disease. I can't even believe I have to point that out.

My name is COURTNEY. If you've read my profile, then you should know that. So saying "what's your name" leads me to believe that you can't read and in turn causes me to delete your message immediately, because I'm not going to give you information that has already been provided to you. Reading is a wonderful thing, that is sadly lost on most people.

No, I do not want to hook up with you and no I do not want you to send me emails asking me if I want to. These will also be deleted immediately. If you want to have sex, find yourself a girl with no morals or a prostitute. I am NOT INTERESTED. Good luck to you!

I've very intelligent and have accomplished many things and have many different ideas and opinions about how I'd like to proceed with my life. I love to learn and to teach. I'm actually a very exceptional individual. I'm just very picky about who I choose to let into my world. If I sound like a ****, I am. But there are more sides to me than that. I'm a lot of fun and I'm a great friend. I'm honest, kind, loyal, trustworthy. I'm all of those things you want to have in a friend. I'm also extremely lazy and in my down time I go into sloth mode and prefer to read or sleep. I've worked very hard to get where I am, so now I relax when I get the option.

Also, the little description I have included was originally written when I was about 18, it never stopped describing me, so I never stopped using it.

Hey I'm Courtney
&& I'm So Great, I'm Jealous Of Myself.
No, Jay Kay, Jay Kay!
But I Am Kind Of A ****. You've Been Warned.
I'm Not Your Typical Girl && I Don't Do Typical Girl Things.
I've Been Told I'm Intimidating. It's Probably True.
But I Don't Care What Other People Think Of Me.
I Don't Play Games && I Don't Do Drama.
I'm Super Honest && Sometimes I Sound Like A Real ***hole.
I Hate Immaturity So GROW UP, Then We'll Talk
I Hate It When People JUDGE Others.
I'm Really Cynical && I Wish I Was More Optimistic.
I Give Great Advice, But Can Never Take Any.
I Have A Horrible Memory && I Get Distracted Easily.
I Drive Way Too Fast && I Use The Word "****" Way Too Much.
I Hate Blonde Hair So I Dye Mine Dark &&/Or Fun Colors.
I'm A Little Emo Girl && Therefore I Heart My STD.
I Think Tats && Piercings Are Hot.
I Am A Beautiful Disaster.
I Hate Compliments. Don't Even Bother.
I Believe That Love Only Exists In Movies.
I Like To Take Chances && I Like To Keep Things Interesting Which Means
I'm Very Random && Maybe A Little Crazy.
I'm Always Laughing At The Stupidest Of Things.
I'm From Jersey, I Don't Take Anything Anyone Says For Anything.
If You Don't Like Me I'll Get Over It && So Will You.
It's Whatever, I Just Want To Have Fun.
I Am Predictably Unpredictable.
Life Is A Party. Crash It.
Oh. && You Better Back Your Sh*t Up.

First Date
Surprise me!