Just looking for a nice lady that brings out my best attributes and human qualities.
a little bit about me, i work alot, i live by myself, i love sports, my car, My dog, anything typical of a 26 year old straight man. I love to laugh and like to make other people laugh when I can and I find humor in almost everything in this world. im very weird and different compared to most but isnt that why you're on here aswell ? I'm definitely no God to all women like most men on here claim to be. I'm just a chill tall white guy with blue eyes, that's a gentleman and has his sh*t together. hope that's good enough :) I cant stand pretentious women. if you're idols are the kardashians or the real housewives of OC please dont hit me up. my biggest character defects are having no patience for bullsh*t, i go on long rants about things I'm passionate about, I hate being told what to do by the opposite sex, You try to embarrass me I'll make you look really stupid and I also swear alot without even knowing it even around kids so if you have kids get them some f***ing earplugs, Not that any woman with kids on here would be dumb enough to hit me up by now because they obviously have a hidden agenda. im open to dating all races and personal disabilities( besides psychopaths). id date a black girl but just not the ghetto ashy elbow, weave wearing hood rat kind and id date latino girls just not the sharpie eyebrow, food stamp having pisas that you see pushing their babies down the street in shopping carts. you can have missing limbs, tattooed penis on your forehead, it dosnt matter, as long as you're a nice genuine person. please be intellectually stimulating. i need you to be smarter than me for me to like you. I have severe ADD and I get super bored real quick. I wanna find someone that wants to bond with me intellectually emotionally physically etc and play house and do all the cheesy relationship things with but also someone that dosnt wanna get married or at least finds marriage unimportant because imo, wedding receptions and bridal showers are just a facade. It's just ppl trying to 1up one another I'm not here on this planet to try to impress people and not only that I think signing paperwork in a courthouse is the most unromantic thing on the planet, it's actually quite bizarre to me. Yes my parents divorced when I was 11 but that's not why I think like this. I'm a individualist and I like women who are the same. Not gonna settle for one person right of the bat like most men do because they feel like they're never gonna get laid again I wanna find someone awesome as sh*t so maybe one day I might do something desperate like propose to you. I just get the jitters when a woman brings up marriage there's a reason no one has married you. I hope I don't come off as a jerk I'm actually a really nice gentle spirited human being but really opinionated and stubborn at times I'd rather let you know now so there's no confusion later. I'm not like the rest of these dirty d*ick swag f*gs on here trying to tell you what you wanna hear I keep it 100 so if you want a squirmy little liar that beats around the bush all the time by any means go ahead and pursue them. I'm sure most of the things I've said have went way over your head by now but if you're that rare unicorn that thinks you can handle me then go for it. I like being pursued but not stalked and harassed.