Hello fishermen. Just want to start by saying the ambition question is the dumbest thing I've ever been forced to answer. Isn't everyone very ambitious about what is important to them, and what constitutes ambition is different to everyone?
Anyways, please read only if you want children one day and are ready to have a closed serious relationship if the right person comes along. I work very hard and I work often. I did pediatric physical therapy for 4 years. I did not enjoy my job enough to make me truly happy so I am going to start teaching science and medical related courses which I believe will be much more fulfilling. I also don't have a set income so that number varies.
I want to take the dating scene slow and be really excited about someone from the beginning. Those are the relationships that end up doing well. I am close to my nephews however do not have a large tight family. I love kids and hope to eventually have 2, however 1 is a must. If I found somebody who wanted more and we are able to provide accordingly, I would have more.
I am worldly in the sense that I have traveled a lot, including living in Costa Rica and Spain, and I love learning and being immersed in another culture. I'm fluent in Spanish and I know a little of numerous languages. I also know I will eventually learn at least one more language when I am established in my new career. I'm a great cook and I like to eat healthy. However don't judge me on the rare occasion when I crave Chinese. :).
I obviously love art and making costumes. I'm a DIY girl. I can build a house, cut my hair and I maintain my nails (which are real), as well as my terantula eyelashes. I'm baggage free and low maintenance, however, I love to dress up (which isn't necessary for an epic week on the Saco River, no makeup allowed). I also work out regularly and love active dates.
I want someone who will have fun and say it like it is. I don't want to play games, give each other "tests" or say things we don't mean when upset. I'm honest and straight forward and I am looking for the same qualities in a man. Please don't try to play me. I figure it out quickly so don't waste our time.
Lastly, my pet peaves. It's fun to get an email. So please don't disappoint me with "hi", "how's your day", or "you're so sexy". I want to know why you messaged me. And those arent going to make me want to respond. Phohawks are for toddlers. Don't tell me we will make a great couple because we're both so beautiful. I will be LOLing at you from my laptop. I don't go around telling everyone how beautiful I am because that is in the eye of the beholder. If someone isn't laughing at me in their head because they never thought I was pretty, they are now because I just made myself ugly. But thanks for proving me right because I probably already assumed you were a tool after looking at your pictures. They say a thousand words remember? Don't try to improve my body. Trust me I'm on it. However, if you want to show me a new great ass exercise that you think I may not know, please demonstrate. Everyone wants to see a beautifully shaped ass. Would you appreciate if I created a quadrubutt with a tight belt that created an intensional muffin top! NO. So don't ruin your ass for me! Pull your mofoin pants up. If your hat is flat rimmed with stickers, you are not fooling anyone! We know it's not new and definitely not comfortable. If you didn't put your profession I assume you're ashamed of it. If you don't put your town then I'm not going to waste my time trying to figure it out. That's important and a "no brainer" on the profile. If you can't smile in any pics then you are too worried about being cool to have a good time. Lame. Guys who think many girls are crazy are just pieces of $#!t to their women and are sick of having to be forced to deal with, explain, or make up for what they've done. Girls #1 goal is to make your man think you're a perfect goddess that puts him first. If many girls have already gone loco on you, then I'm all set. Same general rule goes for women. The ones who always complaining about drama are always the ones that create it. Your parents are not your roommate unless they fell on hard times and moved into your house. I get it if you want to save your money. I would live with my mom too if her house was bigger. She's the bomb. Just don't lie about it. If you don't look like your pictures, I am not rude enough to call you out on it. You know if your last pic was taken 6 years ago. You will just have to deal with a night of being able to cut the tension with a knife because I also consider that a lie. If you're not at least 5'8" I won't respond. I feel like a c*n# saying that but it's just because I feel like an amazon woman. I'm not exactly the super skinny feminine type but I like to feel that way. Please talk like an adult and eradicate ridiculous immature slang from your vocabulary or I can't take you seriously (unless partying and goofing around obviously, I'm not that much of a fun vacuum). Don't ask me why I don't have a boyfriend. Unless you want to hear the break up story of every past relationship, stop and remind yourself that I will realize that you just couldn't come up with a better question.
If you're offended by my profile then you're probably a moron or tool. If you are laughing (my purpose) because I say what you have thought then message me because you're probably my type. I'm not a whiney biatch. I actually had fun writing my dislikes. You should try it. I do want to avoid hurting a guys feelings when they message me, then remessage me saying "not even a response? That's messed up" Then I have to verbally crush them and make them regret wanting an explanation. Nobody owes anyone a response. Not enough time in my day. Or I planned on messaging them when I'm in the mood to meet someone in a week or two but don't want to lead you on in the mean time and now you just sound psycho because I don't have time to comfort every guy I don't want to meet. Let's avoid that.
Since I added my pet peaves to my profile I have received a lot of unhappy messages from boys, that I literally described to a T, that are offended. I don't care if you think I sound angry. I said none of it in an angry way. You're getting angry when you read it. But don't. There are plenty of girls out there that want to call you daddy and consider your drooping pants easy access. Just not me. And don't bother making fun of my pictures like "oh you're naked. At least I'm not a slut." I compete and model. It's a hobby and a job. And I make damn good money from it. No shame in my game.