I am not here to stroke your ego and get you in the bed. That said, learn to have a conversation, if I ask you a question, you ask me one. Witty banter is not hard, but is an art, and if I wanted to talk to a wall I'd ask Siri a question.
I'm by all accounts a man, I know how to fix cars, ride motorcycles, fly helicopters and build a fire out of sticks. I don't generally play well with others and it takes a certain type of person to handle my shenanigans.
I do not have kids and am not looking to raise yours.
I do not want someone larger than I am. I wish these sites had a BMI chart to let people know average isn't average and "a little extra" usually means "obese"