For the love of God, is there anyone out there who wants a good woman? All I want is a good man...Marco!! I have a great need to laugh and love to make other people laugh. I have a dry sense of humor and sometimes am the only one who gets my humor, but when you're driving down the street the next day, and you finally get it you'll start laughing...I cheer for our sports teams with the best of them; I may not know why, I just start to yell when everybody else does...If your glass is half full, I'll fill it up for you even more, that way I won't have to wash it....I am more of a Garfield cartoon than a cougar....I have led rather a sheltered life, being a big homebody, but I need somebody to break me free. However, daredevils need not apply; nobody is going to push my ass out of a plane! ...I would love to find someone who will just sit in the kitchen with me and a glass of wine while I chop vegetables and talk about everything important or trivial. Vegetabling can be so lonely sometimes!...My ex spent more time on a bar stool than he did on me; I'm over it...Must be able to slay spiders for me, the only thing I want to see with eight legs is four men... I can't understand men saying they love to walk on the beach at sunset; I know that's what you want us to hear, but come on, isn't there a man out there who will just admit they'd much rather take a newspaper into the bathroom?....Love being inside with wicked weather outside....I've been told I snore, I prefer to call it purring...I'm a strong woman by day who needs to curl into strong arms at night....
...Just wondering, why do men put pictures on here of themselves with a proud goofy grin on their faces and a big dead fish hanging off their hands; somebody hold me back!... As far as my taste in music goes, my favorite band is The Monkees. There, I said it and I'm not taking it back!...May I ask why you guys put up a picture of your motorcycle? Showing your training wheels are off?...And all you guys looking for your "solemate", it's "soul mate" unless you lost a shoe....I'm a package deal; I have a great 27 yr old successful son. He will always be a huge part of my life. If you are a wonderful father to your children, then you've already scored big time with me. I have been on here a while, just looking for my little piece of hay in what I've come to find out is a giant needle stack!
P.S. To all you 18-35 yr olds contacting me, I'm really not interested, the only thing I would want to do with you in bed is tuck you in.
P.S.S. Working on the few extra lbs, realizing I can't eat like I'm 20 yrs old anymore! I still have an hourglass figure, I just don't like where the sand has settled!!
Casual drink first to see if there is a connection..if so, we move on to a first date. If not, we get the hell out of there as fast as we can. No harm, no foul. BTW I'm not falling for a guy who wants a first date to be a walk in the woods or a drive to nowhere, why don't you just show me the receipts for the ropes, shovel and tarp while you're at it!