I'm not persian, its fine if you are but I'm not. Fact:both John Wayne and Bruce Lee were originally given girl names.. John wayne and elvis both died with about 50 lbs of powdery white impacted fecal matter in their colons from their aggressive pill consumption. Fact: Elvis had a dead twin, and dali was named after his dead older brother 'Salvador'... perhaps both men (were spurred onto greatness by the ghosts of these post mordum feti?) ... Fact: bat's with the biggest balls have the smallest brains. Fact: Both Hitler and Napoleon had one testicle each, (and perhaps as a result felt compelled to compensate by conquering the world)... Fact: Napoleon's hemmoroids were so bad that when he mapped the terrain for a major battle he refused to mount his steed and as a result ran all the tallest soldiers drafted to his front ranks off a cliff and so french men on average are a few inches shorter..
There, instead of telling you how interesting I am I told you something actually interesting and now you're a better person for cyber dating. What else?...my sense of humor gets me in trouble some times. I'm ruggedly handsome at a certain angle and a certain light. I'm chivalrous like a knight, my motto is: 'never hit a lady in the face.' Looking for the Zoey Deschanel to my Joseph Gordon Levitt. Let's make eachother's hearts double-beat.
steal a police car, travel across country on a crime spree, develop a complex stockholm-syndrome relationship with our hostages, form a terrorist group, blow up Macys, end in a bloody mexican-standoff over a wounded comrade who turns out to have been the mole.