About Me
Yeah i know my pics blow, will have to put up better non mirror ones later, not very photogenic.
Don't let the mono expression fool you, im actually a cheery bugger in the flesh.
Looking for someone who's a good laugh to curl up with, feed her chilled chocolate and warm wine.
Can you spoon like a pretzel?
Do you have most of your own teeth?
Do you know what a blu ray is? (clue - its not captain kirk's weapon)
Give me a call, well go to a bar 6 people deep for a bit then head home, make a frerro rocher pyramid, have tequila shots then play jbomb twister ;)
And big bonus if you own a dog that's bigger than the average hamster.
A little about me:
Like the usual, movies, eating out, spelunking, egg eating bets, sarcasm, drinking champaign out of jacky chans/blaupunkts and trying new things.
I have a black belt in the ancient Scottish martial art of Fo' Kyu, i attended Julliard and can do a good Shurr Shawn Connhury impression
*raises one eyebrow* -.^
Music taste: bit of everything even classical, ahm aw cultur' n that, know?
My type? Id say the pretty, brainy girl next door (not that im a brain box), a little quirky and geeky. Doesn't take herself too seriously and has to be funny.
Height, age, circumference doesn't really matter, as long as there's chemistry/mutual attraction.
And if your Adele's twin sister, call me!
Dislikes:
Dates with halitosis that refuse offers of a mint.
Pple oo txt lke day eez frm Essx coz eez fokn cringwowvy, know wha' ahm sayin bruv?
Rude, Ignorant people, manners cost nothing.
One line replies, throw me bone eh, im no a performing monkey!
And for the grammar police on here who are tutting at this profile *cough* English teachers *cough*
i have; grammar, dyslexia which is a real and Serious condition- So cut me some'
slack.
If your going to mail me, have a picture or send a private one or i wont reply.
Fed up trading loads of messages with invisible women, saves wasting each others time and at least know you don't have an adam's apple.
And yes i can ramble for Scotland so if your still awake and reading, you deserve a blue peters badge ;)
First Date
Crazy golf, zoo, bungee jumping or jager bomb competition.
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