You catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more hunnies being fly
I live by myself, I pay my own rent, I wear socks that match and I love my mommy. I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking, and I plan on finding out what that is (Derek Zoolander).
I work in Fitness and Recreation with Children and Youth and love my job. I play lots of different sports, am almost always outside, and have a very active social life. I just started learning how to play the guitar, so if you want to be serenaded you have the options of Hero by Enrique Iglasias or Girl of my Dreams by the Moffats.
What I'm looking for:
A girl’s gotta have a sense of style, the ability to run in heels, a spark in her eye, and a killer smile. I will open the door for you, pull out your chair for you, and even go down on you first, but I will never ever let you beat me at Mario Kart, that's where I draw the line...
So if you want to watch some crappy movies, trip each other dancing, or if you're adventurous when it comes to food, we can be "besties" and roam the area for the latest and greatest places to eat, drink and dance. I'm more than the usual amount of interesting and funny, so you'd better like to laugh.
I talk to random people all the time, but I obviously can't read EVERY profile on this site... and I know there are some amazing women that I'll never meet, unless they lose the shyness routine and send me a message of some sort....
More like a first meet, where you pick up the bar tab so I can keep singing raunchy old Bloodhound Gang songs on the karaoke machine.
After we're totally Effed up, I'll drive you to Burger King for a full course meal, and use my employee discount.
When the cops pull us over, I'll switch seats with you and have you take the fall for me, cause you love me.
While sitting in jail, I'll say to you "Lets do it again".