I live by myself, I pay my own rent, I wear socks that match and I love my mommy. I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking, and I plan on finding out what that is (Derek Zoolander).
Now that you know a bit about what I'm like, here is what I'm NOT like...
....So if you like the incredibly tan guys with waxed eyebrows in the club, who wear affliction shirts and lift them to show off their abs, while they flex triceps and stick out their tongues (or stick up their middle finger) for every picture......while sporting a frohawk, a white suitcoat jacket, and while utilizing glow sticks, or some type of drug to "intensify their club experience".......I probably hate you.
If you think anyone on Jersey Shore is attractive.....I also probably hate you. If you watch the show....and PROMISE to NEVER expose me to this fact.......but watch it for entertainment value.....we might be able to work through it.
What I'm looking for:
A girl’s gotta have a sense of style, the ability to run in heels, a spark in her eye, and a killer smile. I will open the door for you, pull out your chair for you, and even go down on you first, but I will never ever let you beat me at Mario Kart, that's where I draw the line...
If you want to watch some crappy movies, trip each other dancing, or if you're adventurous when it comes to food, we can be "besties" and roam the area for the latest and greatest places to eat, drink and dance. I'm more than the usual amount of interesting and funny, so you'd better like to laugh.
I talk to random people all the time, but I obviously can't read EVERY profile on this site... and I know there are some amazing women that I'll never meet, unless they lose the shyness routine and send me a message of some sort....
More like a first meet, where you pick up the bar tab so I can keep singing raunchy old Bloodhound Gang songs on the karaoke machine.
After we're totally Effed up, I'll drive you to Burger King for a full course meal, and use my employee discount.
When the cops pull us over, I'll switch seats with you and have you take the fall for me, cause you love me.
While sitting in jail, I'll say to you "Lets do it again".
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