If you live to laugh and have a good time...appreciate family and friends...and have a positive outlook, we will probably get along. Being friends first is important to me, so I tend to like to take my time and get to know someone.
I'm looking for someone who I have great chemistry with and if more develops.... Lucky me. Lucky us'
On the lighter side..
A woman's poem.
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
Oh send me a man a big sexy hot flirt..
Who looks good in pictures and has on a shirt.
Dead fish are not sexy that's icky as hell
What are men thinking its to hard to tell.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnist nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
I thought this was really funny... Good luck. Fish on!