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| About | Non-smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type | City | American Lake Washington | ||
| Details | 22 year old Woman, 5' 3" (160cm), Jewish | Ethnicity | Caucasian Sagittarius with Black hair | ||
| Intent | HowiMetYourMother90 wants to date but nothing serious. | Education | PhD / Post Doctoral | ||
| Personality | Nomad | Profession | Kiss Booth(Lead) |
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| I am Seeking a | Man | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | View her relationship needs | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes | Do you have children? | No | |
| Longest Relationship | Over 2 years | |||
| Second Language | Spanish | |||
About Me
Before we proceed i will be GOOSE and you will be MAVERICK
Challenge=Accepted!!!
The Perfect Woman: Drinks. Burps the Alphabet. Devours a bucket of Wings while watching the Football Game. Finds your missing dirty sock. Has a good sence of Direction. Loves Bacon. Stays mainly in the Kitchen.
Well that escalated quickly...
I would do battle with a pack of wild mountain lions inside of a handicapped stall at a local McDonalds with my hands zip tied behind my back and a shakeweight super glued to my forehead as my only weapon just to get a chance to share a freshly baked pizza pie with you over Skype with a dial up connection.
Why am I on here??? Because i am either DRUNK or BORED.
*Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
*Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
*The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
*Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
I love nerds, boobs, porn, beer, football & horror movies. I like my women to make me sammiches nekkid.
Keep Calm and Chive On!
Challenge=Accepted!!!
The Perfect Woman: Drinks. Burps the Alphabet. Devours a bucket of Wings while watching the Football Game. Finds your missing dirty sock. Has a good sence of Direction. Loves Bacon. Stays mainly in the Kitchen.
Well that escalated quickly...
I would do battle with a pack of wild mountain lions inside of a handicapped stall at a local McDonalds with my hands zip tied behind my back and a shakeweight super glued to my forehead as my only weapon just to get a chance to share a freshly baked pizza pie with you over Skype with a dial up connection.
Why am I on here??? Because i am either DRUNK or BORED.
*Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
*Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
*The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
*Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
I love nerds, boobs, porn, beer, football & horror movies. I like my women to make me sammiches nekkid.
Keep Calm and Chive On!
First Date
Sushi and Angry Orchard Or Dorkys and music festivals or raves
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