What the hell let's give this a shot.
Things you probably should know about me:
I'm more comfortable at a small gathering than at a huge party, but I'm been known to get "down" as the kids say from time to time.
I have nerd-like tendencies. There's not a lot of real nerds anymore who can take apart a computer and put it back together in 20 minutes. Everyone has nerd tendencies. There are music nerds, foodies, gamers. I'm a film and TV nerd.
Average build means average build. Not fat. Just average. Good, we're clear on that.
Don't treat me like a piece of meat ladies. And you are intending on treating me like a piece of meat, just let me know beforehand. Don't be rude.