Instead of trying to impress you with my wit and humor, I will ask you..."if you met me in a bar,club, grocery store, or any other place , would you want me to spit out 5 paragraphs of what I like to do or my goals and what-not." Instead of boring you with all that BS, (which you will most likely not read anyway), just send a message and ask away. You'll be glad you did...
Any date where I dont spill something on you, accidentally drop an air biscuit (that's a 3rd date thing), or wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney. If none of those happen, I consider it a win.
Seriously though, I would rather just go somewhere quiet so we could get to know each other. I don't want to be in a place where we practically have to shout at each other. Maybe a quiet restaurant then something simple like a nice walk somewhere..