CptBaldy: Free for the taking..
About
Non-Smoker with Average body type
City
Seffner, Florida
Details
45 year old Male, 5' 11" (180cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian Gemini with Bald
Intent
CptBaldy is actively seeking a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Class Clown
Profession
Sales







I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat & Dog Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious



About Me
Nobody reads this stuff. Most people look at the pics and decide within a second if they are interested. We are all superficial..... Ask and you will know...I have nothing to hide..
A few notable things...
I do not have a club foot, or hunchback.
I fear corn..
All my body parts still work as designed.
I hate spiders. They are evil, evil creatures spawned by the devil in an effort to control mankind through fear and intimidation.(I swear as I write this one just crawled on me...that's not a joke...Now I have to cleanse my home with the power of fire...)
I still have most of my brain cells(I say most because of ....yeah, the '80's...)
I am a lightweight when it comes to alcohol
I have been working hard on getting back in shape.
I can make you laugh without saying a word.
I can literally fix anything.
I'm a science geek. I love science documentaries.
I am awesome, just take the time to get to know me..
I have a job, and own my home...I am also not a criminal...
I am not a douche bag.
I take terrible pics, cameras hate me.
Im totally sexy after you have a few drinks.
I have 6-pack abs. I just choose to protect them with a moderate layer of fat.
Your laughing because you read this far, I'm laughing because I just farted.
I find farts funny..its also good that they smell. The deaf need comedy too.

First Date
Any date where I dont spill something on you, accidentally drop an air biscuit (that's a 3rd date thing), or wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney. If none of those happen, I consider it a win.
Seriously though, I would rather just go somewhere quiet so we could get to know each other. I don't want to be in a place where we practically have to shout at each other. Maybe a quiet restaurant then something simple like a nice walk somewhere..