CptBaldy: I must have a booger hangin or something..
Non-smoker with Average body type
Seffner, Florida
45 year old Man, 5' 11" (180cm), Christian - other
Caucasian Gemini with No hair
CptBaldy Actively seeking a relationship
High School
Class Clown

I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat & Dog Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious

About Me
Congratulations! You have taken a wise step and clicked on my profile. Philosophers will study your wisdom for hundreds, if not thousands of years.....
Lets not disappoint them by not sending me a message.
I'm funny...you just may pee yourself, but that's OK. It will be funny at the time. Then Ill tell your friends..That wont be funny to you, but your friends and I will get a laugh and then they will think I'm funny also.

First Date
Any date where I dont spill something on you, accidentally drop an air biscuit (that's a 3rd date thing), or wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney. If none of those happen, I consider it a win.
Seriously though, I would rather just go somewhere quiet so we could get to know each other. I don't want to be in a place where we practically have to shout at each other. Maybe a quiet restaurant then something simple like a nice walk somewhere..

Wait....your still reading? Send me a message, don't disappoint the future philosophers....