Nobody reads this stuff. Most people look at the pics and decide within a second if they are interested. We are all superficial..... Ask and you will know...I have nothing to hide..
A few notable things...
I do not have a club foot, or hunchback.
I fear corn..
All my body parts still work as designed.
I hate spiders. They are evil, evil creatures spawned by the devil in an effort to control mankind through fear and intimidation.(I swear as I write this one just crawled on me...that's not a joke...Now I have to cleanse my home with the power of fire...)
I still have most of my brain cells(I say most because of ....yeah, the '80's...)
I am a lightweight when it comes to alcohol
I have been working hard on getting back in shape.
I can make you laugh without saying a word.
I can literally fix anything.
I'm a science geek. I love science documentaries.
I am awesome, just take the time to get to know me..
I have a job, and own my home...I am also not a criminal...
I am not a douche bag.
I take terrible pics, cameras hate me.
Im totally sexy after you have a few drinks.
I have 6-pack abs. I just choose to protect them with a moderate layer of fat.
Your laughing because you read this far, I'm laughing because I just farted.
I find farts funny..its also good that they smell. The deaf need comedy too.
Any date where I dont spill something on you, accidentally drop an air biscuit (that's a 3rd date thing), or wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney. If none of those happen, I consider it a win.
Seriously though, I would rather just go somewhere quiet so we could get to know each other. I don't want to be in a place where we practically have to shout at each other. Maybe a quiet restaurant then something simple like a nice walk somewhere..