Congratulations! You have taken a wise step and clicked on my profile. Philosophers will study your wisdom for hundreds, if not thousands of years.....
Lets not disappoint them by not sending me a message.
I'm funny...you just may pee yourself, but that's OK. It will be funny at the time. Then Ill tell your friends..That wont be funny to you, but your friends and I will get a laugh and then they will think I'm funny also.
Any date where I dont spill something on you, accidentally drop an air biscuit (that's a 3rd date thing), or wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney. If none of those happen, I consider it a win.
Seriously though, I would rather just go somewhere quiet so we could get to know each other. I don't want to be in a place where we practically have to shout at each other. Maybe a quiet restaurant then something simple like a nice walk somewhere..
Wait....your still reading? Send me a message, don't disappoint the future philosophers....