"Here's to the girl who loves shopping and shoes, but prefers to be barefoot and naked. Hates to sleep alone, but desperately needs her space. Has a warm heart, but is sometimes cold. Loves to be lazy, but always takes the stairs. Tries to be independent, but sometimes needs to be carried. Tries to always be on top of things, but loves to be swept off her feet. Here's to me"
I'm unique, witty, sarcastic and silly. If you can't take a joke, I'm probably not the girl for you. Life is short ... FREAKIN SMILE! If you're awesome, lets be friends! If you're boring, I'm not interested.
I do have 2 kids so if that isn't your thing then sorry. My little homies come first. Always.
I'm looking for a good guy who is open minded, down to earth, mature, respectful, fun, witty, silly and charming. Please be between 25-40, clean, close to my area, have all your teeth and can hold a conversation!!
I'm not looking for a husband and I'm definitely not looking for a f**k buddy. I just want somebody to hang out with and date. I'm not opposed to a relationship waaaaaaay down the road but we can cross that bridge when we get there! For now though I just want a fun guy to get to know. No pressure!! :)
With that being said, I don't NEED a guy in my life but I would like one. I can handle my own but it would be nice to have a friend to enjoy life with!
Btw ... Being rude, disrespectful or a douchebag is a good way to get your feelings hurt. Show some respect!
If you only have 1 pic, have a pic that's more that 6 months old, only have pics of your stomach or have a pic other than yourself ... Don't message me. I'm not interested in hanging out with abs, a car, a dead deer, ect ...
I also only respond to people I may be interested in. Nothing personal, I just don't have time to respond to everybody who sends me a message so please don't write me 12 times a day. If I didn't answer the first time, chances are I won't answer the 47th time either. It's also not a must that you tell me what a **** I am after I tell you I'm not interested, that's an easy way to get your feelings hurt as well.