The important stuff first...I am a single mom (full time as their father made the choice many years ago to not be in the picture at all anymore) and also work full time, so I just don't have the time to get out there and meet somebody with the same interests that I have. My kids are and always will be my life, so I definitely need somebody that at least understands the obstacles of being a parent and the responsibility that that brings (you don't have to be a parent yourself). And yes, my life is crazy lol.
It is VERY important to me that we share some similar interests. My passion mostly lies in sports (specifically volleyball) and it'd be great if yours did too. I want to find someone that can keep up with me and hopefully challenge me physically. I am very competitive and need a guy that can beat me. It's just not a huge turn on when you throw a baseball like a girl, you know? I've gotten into signing up for different events to hold myself physically accountable, but mud runs and obstacle runs are my favorite. I'm pretty outdoorsy as well, but with my kids and being single, I haven't been able to get out there as much as I'd like to, but I'd love to get back into it with the right person.Please have a sense of humor and be willing to take my sarcasm and dish it right back out. I need somebody that loves to laugh as much as I do. I'm open when it comes to most anything else including race.
Some random facts I guess...I can easily devour a pan of brownies by myself. I happily eat whip cream straight from the can. I don't fart and I rarely burp. I can't whistle or blow a bubble. I've never broken a bone. I detest spiders,****oaches and anything else that has more than four legs and remotely resembles either. If one is found, I insist on it being flushed down the toilet for fear they will crawl out of the trashcan. I am terrified of getting stung by a bee. Veins and blood make me naseous, including talking about them. I never once got detention in school. I mistakenly thought that I had my first drink of alcohol when I was 16...but it turned out it was just Red Bull. I am addicted to coke (the drink, not the drug, don't trip), although for some reason, I love the Pepsi from Taco Bell, they know how to make it just right. I don't eat seafood because believe that it marinades in pee all it's life (I mean, come on, we've all peed in the ocean at some point, right?). I have a huge weakness for Jack in the Box tacos and curly fries with ranch (extra ranch, please). I enjoy taco Tuesday, but am much more fond of taquito Thursday. If I pass by a puddle of mud when it rains, I am secretly very tempted to tackle you in it or, if I'm by myself, to dive in it. I don't consider camping "camping" unless you have to dig your own hole to poop in. I am ashamedly addicted to reality tv, although I am getting better with that. I love to read, but rarely have the time to do so. I sometimes take on more than I can handle. I live my life day by day, but do hold a vision for the future. Some people mistake my sarcasm as truth, unless they really "get" me, in which case, we would have a blast. I fully believe in "clicking" with somebody and am just waiting for that right somebody to come along....
If you've made it this far and you're interested enough, hit me up. If you respond and you write that you hate sports, love to sit on the couch all day, and the thought of dirt grosses you out, I probably won't reply, so please be sure you're ok with everything I wrote before you respond. Thanks for reading this if you managed to make it all the way through, and good luck with your search!
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