Everyone seems to write the same thing here so I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to tell you I love life and like to have a good time as if that was some kind of revelation. Does anyone not like to have a good time? Is there a person out there just pissed off because they had a great day? And if there is I want to meet them because they sound interesting and different.
I'm certainly not going to tell you I'm not good at writing about myself so if you want to know something you should ask. I hate that! Why would I ask you anything you seem to have no personality? You can't think of one damn thing interesting to say about yourself? Yeah I'll pass.
How about I tell you something interesting or at least amusing? How about I tell you I love Tim Tams because they are a chocolaty cookie that is not just delicious but has both my name and my sister's name as their name. Or I can tell you I have periods of time where I love hats and wear them constantly and it bugs the crap out of me when people call a Trilby a Fedora. You sir are not wearing a fedora, you're wearing a trilby. Indiana Jones wore a fedora! I could also tell you I'm studying anthropology and I plan on making a career out of smoothing out medical issues that are because of cultural misunderstandings. I could even just tell you that I consider myself a really good person and feel like I deserve to be with someone of equal caliber. All of that is better than "I live life to the fullest." No you don't! You have nothing to say about yourself. If you lived life to the fullest you wouldn't have to tell me. I would be able to read that you do. I would know because you might inform me that blackberry mead is the best beverage during the winter because it has a cinnamon kick to it that complements all the spicy sweets we make this time of year and if you haven't had a slice of pumpkin pie with a glass of it you don't know what living is.
I apologize for my rant there. I've just sifted through too much vacuous profiles my mind is going numb. On a lighter note I just corrected a typo on the word vacuous in which it though I wanted to write curvaceous. Which I thought was coincidental because curvaceous profiles I rather enjoy. Oh like you didn't check out my photos too. Don't bullsh*ta bullshitter. You may have noticed my chair then yes? Good then we can get this out of the way. Yes I can have sex. No I can't feel it. Yes I still enjoy it anyway. There is more to sex than unthinkingly putting a penis into a vagina over and over again. If you've ever had good sex you would already know that. If you have never felt the pleasure of giving someone a really good orgasm you'll understand why I still enjoy it. There isn't a feeling much better than knowing you gave someone you care about joy.
So that is all for now. I think you may know enough about me to be interested if in fact I am interesting to you. If not, thanks for stopping by and I hope you find everything you're looking for.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Location is really not that important as long as I can hear the other person I'm pretty happy. If the company is good the other stuff will take care of itself.